bobbydazzla

The football world needs to be less like Lawrence Logic and more like Billy The Fish

Specific mention at the end about FPP preventing NUFC from spending and therefore competing https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68129211

VAR, Stats, FPP and LED advertising boards are parts of the modern game that need reining in. They've gone past the point of curiosity and into something far more demoralising Football is about passion, bias, irrational love, irrational hatred, a little bit of spunk dribbling into the y-fronts when we score a last minute winner, drowning sorrows with our comrades when we lose to those scouse wankers again It's not about 1mm of a boot being ahead of the defenders leg in a VAR review, selling academy talent to balance the books, having hair loss clinics flashed at you every 2 minutes or obsessing over player data numbers that only a scout or performance analyst actually needs to be arsed about

I can't enjoy us winning these days because I find myself worrying if our xG is poor and Bruno's heat map shows he was playing as a false 8, pivoting with a 6 and his pass accuracy was lower than anticipated given the %'s achieved by his peer group from all top flight clubs across Europe I know we won at Fulham, but in my opinion most of the stats show it was technically a loss. So I didn't celebrate and spent all day yesterday poring over my spreadsheets with a furrowed brow.

PL teams have spent in excess of £200m in five of the last seven Jan windows but this window is likely to be much closer to the £70m spent during the peak Rona window in Jan 2021 FFP is strangulating the transfer market

The Crabtree, just along the road from the ground

Was busy but quiet in boozer we went to before match and same whilst having a pint in ground before kick off But once we piled into the stand it was class

Listening to Tyldesley commentate on his beloved Man Utd is one of the most offensive sounds on this planet

Clive Tyldesley is an insufferable cunt

Goals win games. Not xG We got 2, they got none

We won, into the draw, job done Away end was good. Singing never stopped. Shearer managed to stay incognito for longer than you’d expect Special mention to the woman in our end who was sat down scrolling through social media on her phone for most of the game. U OK hun ?

Tsamina mina, eh, eh Waka waka, eh, eh Threw his contract in a bin Big Jow won't play agin

I can't believe we haven't already built a stadium wherever we want The eurocrat bureaucrat jobsworths aren't gonna make us tear down a 90,000 state of the art stadium are they And if they do try we'll sue and threaten to take a bulldozer to Leazers Terrace What was the point of leaving the EU if we can't even build a bloody stadium without some planning jobsworth at the council, a load of woke NIMBY's and weed smoking hippies all sticking their neb in asking for planning permission and to protect the endangered newts

Where were Kyle‘s family living before they moved up here like ?

UFC fanboy who loves the Toon Army and anything BBQ related

Kyle Povey UFC fanboy who loves the Toon Army and anything BBQ related He’s got the credentials to be a legit ITK like

I’m not doing this for an Esther Rantzen Heart of Gold

I rang GCHQ, they’ve had their code nonces working on it and their response to Callum’s post was…. U OK Hun ?

Chopper number is WDK WKD is made by Halewood Halewood are in Liverpool That’s clearly a sign We’re getting an Official NUFC Alcopop for Drunken Teenage Fingerblasting in The Park sponsor

NEOM needs some historical buildings and not just shiny new steel & chrome monstrous carbuncles I’m thinking this might actually happen

Basically every football journo or ITK on Twatter during Jan and Jun-Sept

And herein lies the problem with football fans thinking social media posts are what's actually happening in the real world 99% of "links" are absolute bollocks made up by shit journos and attention seeking doylems chasing clicks n' giggles Don't believe the hype