bobbydazzla

Is it feasible that the shot he just took flew so high it left the atmosphere ?

27 points dropped from winning positions

Vatican City

Just stuck an Ayrton Senna on West Ham to win this 3-2. Licence to print money.

They’ve come up, recruited well, played a brand of football that’s worked, have a strong mentality in the squad and have players that are full of fight, know their jobs and are committed to winning. It sticks in the craw, but they’ve done really well. Sustaining it will be the obvious challenge. But they’ve pretty much done everything right as a club this season. The cunts.

If Onedek plays My Way instead of Freed From Desire at the final whistle, then I reckon that’s a sign

What makes sense is often not what will happen

The sleeve situation with the mismatched stripes is sending me on a pure skitz every time I see it. My brain just can’t compute.

I was chatting with my pal the former elite team footy shirt designer. He said NUFC would set the brief, Adidas would come back with designs, NUFC would get Adidas to refine and then sign off. So a fairly typical process. His view was that there was no way Adidas would have done that design without NUFC requesting a move away from traditional black & white stripes. And also the Chief Creative Officer at NUFC is Kenny McIver, a Geordie who used to work for Nike. He’s not just some corporate hipster apparel designer drone with no allegiance to the club. He’s a lifelong NUFC fan so will have known that this new design would cause ructions.

Newcastle were able to break the world transfer record in 1996 and it ended up that we bought fuck all silverware. And we gave that world record transfer fee to Blackburn, who were the very definition of buying silverware. The world moves in mysterious ways

After being blinded by retina sizzling LED advert boards

On the glue today, magnificent tube of vintage Bostik

Me after seeing those shoulder / sleeve stripes again

- Pyro - Giant LED’s - Flashy stadium lights - Hey Jude - Coldplay half time show - More flashy stadium lights - More pyro - More Hey Jude - Goal music - Stadium announcer volume at a billion decibels - Stadium announcer shouts first name, crowd shout surname - Chicken dippers - Madri - Freed From Desire

Can’t believe the City fans are booing a cup final win

Pssssst, Cole Palmer cuts his hair with a rusty spoon, pass it on

Apparently Chelsea will sack Alonso if they lose the cup final today

You forgot Chelsea winning the FA Cup

It’s Celtic that are the catholics ya dafty

My arse is twitching like a cyclops in a rain storm

At least it’s not dodgy, clear pelanty for me

YAAAAAAA DAAAAAAANNNNCA