cubaricho

In this clip, Alan Pardew has a lot of Simon from the Inbetweeners. His voice, his mannerisms, there's a lot of similarities: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/9333659.stm

This. I haven't been this stoked for three points in a long time. We massively needed these points and it would've been a sham had we not gotten them after that performance.

Made a lot of good runs today I thought. Is clearly short of confidence and match fitness but did well considering.

Good post.

Personally I think it's more of Tim Cahill being able to find space rather than being given space.

He's already let el Pardarino have his way with his lass.

Would never get the time he needs here.

He also said it totally as a joke, no?

Feel bad for Best but I would definitely "trade" him for a young promising midfielder tbh.

This is fucking awesome.

carroll is all our attacking players. I laughed at this in such a sad way because it's so true.

Chelsea really have their tails up now.

The last few pages of this thread have been fucking gold.

We've been playing that way for weeks now tbh.

Alan Pardew is our manager.

Does Taylor get to have the blame for that goal or is it still knee-jerk/bandwagon to blame Taylor?

He tried to stamp on him and then headbutted him. Of course it was a red.

Harsh on Perch. He got a touch on the ball.

I think that is pretty much what it boils down to at this point.

We really need another striker to take some of the pressure off of Carroll, and to give us other options than lumping it into the box at every chance. We're scarily close to a long-ball team.

Taylor doesn't compliment Colo as well as Williamson does.

This.

taking the piss

Will be said a lot tonight I'm afraid. But totally true. Sometimes luck just ain't on your side.

Taylor leaving Tevez totally unmarked on the edge of the six yard box. Brilliant.