McCormick

You do realize that means nothing.

Preferably behind Nixon, his enormous bulk will liberate your eyes from the travsty of watching such shitty football.

He had two good seasons. He's been shit for 4 years now. Ah right. Just shows the ineptitude of our fucking 'continental' scouting system then.

What the holy hell happened to Nolan? He was a good player... then he moved to Newcastle.

I'm guessing this isn't going too well?

Interesting to see Jonas play in the hole; it just means when he sails past 2 or 3 players he'll have plenty of 1-on-1s to hit straight at the keeper.

Great idea! Let's give him a jolly big crown and rename the club after him as well. Jesus cried so hard he had to be detained.

I'm determined to enjoy it even if we're in the ECCC tbh. Fyp.

Past performances mean nothing, we'll lose this one and 6 seasons of ridicule will come back to haunt us.

I have your face tattooed on my arse, so each time I s***, I s*** out your mouth. Damn, finally got to try out that insult. Feel free to tell me if it hurt your feelings, Ash, for future reference. :mackems::mackems::mackems: Didn't find that funny at all.

Fuck this.

I'd usually dismiss this statement as knee-jerk stupidity, but its appeal is growing on by the game. Alan needs to make a statement; get rid of the fucking wasters (Butt, Ameobi, Butt, Taylor, Butt, etc.) and field a team of hungry youngsters.

Absolute disgrace.

How long left?

So did i, what was your bet? 1-3 I had us to win 2-1, Martins to score first. 50 pounds wins 2,150.

So did i, what was your bet?

I know it's a bit late, but can I just say to liverpool fans:

Personally I thought it was the usual rubbish bar a couple of alright spells. Aye, expected more really.

IM FUCKING WASTED NOW, This is some fucking amazi9ng news SHEARER!!!!!!

Heard this a few weeks ago but thought it was a rumour Gutted.

I have more fans than Wigan Athletic.

If you say so mate.

Thank you for that.

Ok boss. Actually you can stay as you talk sense and just dont try and lick up to us like KD. Infact it must be somthing in the wayer in merseyside, as in the last week ive spoke to 2 everton and 2 liverpool, who all seemed to make sense, whats going on? Infact i rarely ever "lick up to you". You were playing a team that i despise and i honestly wanted you to do well. Start an argument if it makes you feel better though . As for your "it's just because Spurs won" comment. I'm here when we win, i'm here when we lose. At least be factually correct when your trying to have a go . silence you geriatric fool . I know we'd all like to cripple the nest spurs supporter that comes our way, but let's calm down a bit. It's not their fault we're shit.

Salt in wound mate... Please, show some mercy and give us a blatant lie next time (try to make it seem genuine though).