McCormick

Tinpot as fuck

With such a loud start, I was expecting a more electric atmosphere. Instead, it felt like there were too many daytrippers around today who were only interested in seeing Barca play. I ended up chatting with a group of Saudi guys who somehow got tickets in the home section; even if some wore home tops (most sported half-and-half scarves though) it was clear they weren’t really that invested in us winning the game. Probably a few in like that tonight, which never helps.

We win that game with a fit Wissa imo. Annoying.

Seems like that black terrace drill top or whatever (the one Woltemade wore in his signing vid) is sold out everywhere in M/L and honestly, I don’t know how I’m supposed to carry on.

Another last minute winner. Fucking fuck off.

Deal with the fucking devil those cunts.

Be lucky to play 20 odd games for us this season with the AFCON. Sickening.

was lovely having a squad while it lasted.

Meanwhile, Isak still has both legs and will probably start at the weekend. There’s no God.

Balls. Bad one?

If Wissa ends up seriously injured and Isak makes it through the season unscathed, then we’re definitely living in the glitchiest timeline imaginable

Ah, balls.

I’m getting that for sure. How much and how do they fit?

Think Big Joe’s a lock for the Barca game if he’s fit. Might mean JJ starting for the Wolves game.

She’s clearly just pandering to us and other major fanbases, but at least she knows what she’s talking about for the most part. I’ll take that over clueless rage-bait any day.

We’re going to run Tino into the ground this season

Flying over for the Barca game too. Been too long since I’ve been to St. James’ despite paying for 2 tickets for my brothers every other week. Really Can’t wait. Hearing the UCL music live will be pure

Well yeah, there is only one Isak and he mugged us off to join those slugs.

Why would it piss them off?

He doesn’t do himself any favours but the Gordon hate from last summer to now is weird. Last season he had 8 goals and 6 assists across all competitions, which isn’t terrible.

Probably flying over for this. Box seats too* (or whatever they’re called). Can’t wait to see one or both of our new strikers. Giddy tbh *(Look at me, pathetic etc.)

Llambias always came across like a complete and utter asshat too. edit: ffs

Barton’s got to be there, surely.

If everyone was so fucking cool with nice guy Alex then why couldn’t we have tried to reintegrate him instead of capitulating? He let the whole club down ffs. A congrats message just vindicates that twat sabotaging our summer. I’m not as chill as some of Fonz’s on this forum apparently…

The Osula fee will go up next year (or at least stay similar) and we’ll bank more profit after another year is amortized. Might even work out better for us.