Elbel1

My mistake. It was Pickford not Henderson

Just been sent this by a mate. Not sure how true it is but Grealish was in Biddick social club with Henderson this afternoon. He was cheering for Brighton and put £500 behind the bar.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-fans-8k-carabao-cup-final-resale-tickets-3532825 Touts selling sears in VIP boxes at £8k each Also says the club are investigating reselling sites and have banned some fans from future sales

They get 84 thousand to see Take That Sunlands a massive club

If there's one player in the squad who could get injured just looking at a pair of skis it's Joe Willock. And Callum Wilson.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cp8x4rvne86o Harry Kane going full Michael Owen and saying "I think England comes before anything, any club situation." Given the choice between England winning the World Cup or their club lifting a cup, title or promotion, most fans would choose the latter. Personally I'd take doing the double over Liverpool with last minute blatantly offside winners in both games ahead of anything The 3 Lions might win

Fully agree unless the criticism is directed at Steve Bruce. Starting to think I'm still not fully over his reign of terror.

I've had a quick look at Liverpools fixtures up to the next internationa nonsense and i reckon we're about to find out just how good Slott actually is. Chelsea - H Leipzig - A Arsenal - A Brighton (LC) - A Brighton - H Lederhosen - A Villa - H

Can't see Chelsea in the top 4. They were always going to start well but come Christmas unrest in the dressing room between the players who aren't getting the minutes they think they deserve will unrail their season

Micah Richards. Cursed with the build of an over inflated space hopper and the personality of an 8 year old with the keys to the Haribo factory. Thinks wearing glasses lend weight and credibility to his vacuous comments. Never before has one man so bought into the 'why be thoughtful and insightful when you can be loud and annoying?' approach to punditry.

Looks like he's lost it quite quickly. Quick enough for it to be health related as opposed to a new diet and exercise program.

Snapping? He'd have to do full 5 min standing ovation to get rid of something that big

How about a collection to send a forum representative to the meet and greet? The lucky winner turns up for the photo, launches into a tirade of personal abuse then leaves.

Out of interest, how strict will security be and will they be checking for firearms?

Rupert can fuck right off If there was ever an animated character that voted Tory it's that smug, checked trouser wearing fucker

I'm in this post and I don't like it

Depends on the dessert really Quite like the thought of retiring to an island made of cookie dough, surrounded by a sea of custard with pools of rice pudding or strawberry angel delight

Hope this helps everyone get over Captain Steak Bakes Tits

Shoe in for the John Candy role in a Cool Runnings reboot

Can you imagine the announcement video?

Douglas had his name on 2 articles in the i newspaper today about England chasing Howe today. The first carried an actual quote from Eales saying there is no release figure in Howes contract. The other one said there is a £5m release clause in his contract. Top drawer work there bonnie lad I'd be clearing a place on the sideboard for your Pultizer prize

Mbeumo Thiaw Tammy Abraham

From memory I think they walked away because of the potential betting issue