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Michael Owen on pundit duties. Kill me now

I don't see how anyone can get a grip on that dressing room Too many egos, most of whom will expect to be playing or at least on the bench There was an article in the Athletic that said the dressing room had to be made bigger as there wasn't enough space for all of the first team squad Apparently some of them were sitting on the floor during team meetings That's without any signings that Poch himself will be asking for in the summer

I can honestly see Scattergun Todd agreeing to that deal After all, he's not the greatest negotiator in the world

They should just ask Brighton who they would replace de Zerbi with and miss out the middle man

Yeah mate, you've been on the front line but have you thrown a kettle over a pub?

Athletic are saying he's one of the lowest earners at Chelsea as he is still on the same wages from when he first broke into the first team in 19/20. He must be looking around that dressing room at the likes of Pulisic, Koulibaly, Aubameyang et al and think why are they on 2 to 3 times more money.

Just proves that if you BEW hard enough, you can regain the use of your legs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-64796964 Not sure where to put this

Nathan Jones, You've been there too long Apologies to Bannanarama

Give the Everton fan in you life a cardiac arrest

Has he had to return his payoff?

As Dubs has played for United and Man Utd this season is he allowed to play for another club this season?

Christ. He's braver than I thought. Has to be a decent chance of him getting killed by one of those American trophy hunter arseholes

A good start is not being Sam Matterface

Howe - Has the defence looking mean Bruce - Licks the plate clean

Howe - Spends international breaks improving each man Bruce - Spends international breaks working on his tan

Howe - Uses spare moments to think Bruce - Uses gravy as an energy drink

Howe - Makes plans and takes stock Bruce - Chicken stock

From memory I think Bruce was covered in sweat on his photo as he'd been trying to prise the top off the trophy to check if it was full of Pringles

He also asked a venue for £1 for every car parked in the arena car park as 'if he wasn't on stage they wouldn't be in the car park' Venue were bemused but agreed to the request When the invoice was paid Peter Kay questioned why he only received £8 for the car parking Turns out that the venue only had 8 spaces which doubled up as a loading bay When making the request he thought the NCP car park opposite belonged to the venue

I'm sorry... what did you say? Shower....gel? Gel for the shower? Actual gel to take into the shower?

Sensible decision If they don't start to pick up points soon they'll need snookers I'll get my coat

There was a general concern from insiders throughout his tenure regarding a lack of attention to detail. For example, weeks before the start of the Championship season, he admitted to not knowing EFL clubs were now permitted to use five substitutes. Jesus wept

He's got one of the worst records of any manager to reach over ten games

I want it written in blood Ideally Bruce Snr's blood but as long as it's from one his 'coaching' team I'll accept it