Elbel1

Honestly thought it was Will.i.am

Hooked off

Steve Bruce to complete the North East set and be loathed by every football fan in the area?

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Will Will Still still be an option for Wolves?

I newspaper (I know) reckon it's the perfect job to get Ole back behind the wheel

How many films has Wissa watched?

Robsters girlfriend?

Is he suggesting they didn't realise Jota had died until after the 1st 5 games of the season? Also did he get paid to spout this weapons grade nonsense?

Are we actually 100% certain they are his kids? They could be screaming for help

He was on a podcast with Lee Herring a few years ago and told some fantastic stories about his time working with Mel Brooks Think it's on the old YouTube somewhere

Veron - Man Utd and Chelsea

Personally I really can't see him turning them around. Had a quick look at his managerial record and his longest reign was 3 seasons in China. His average stay at a club seems to be about 12 months.

Guessing he won't be head to 'spoons for a cheeky pint with the supporters this evening

That's the spirit

5 games in a row isn't it?

Sheffield Wednesday isn't it? No chance the fans would welcome him after the way he behaved when he was their manager. Asked for a delayed start because he was orphaned, then leaked his contract details to the press as soon as Ashley started sniffing round him. Odious prick

Only reason I can see for making that comment is that he's starting to feel a bit of pressure and it was an easy way to get the eScousers back on side

Also claiming he recommended Eddie for the job despite previously referring to him as 'the fella who got Bournemouth relegated'. Deserves a kicking for suggesting Stevie Geeeeeees as manager and sounding proud of it.

Will Will Still still be employed at the weekend?

Not as bad as if you had woken to find Rafa had been replaced by Bruce and he'd be brought Andy Carroll back. I'd be asking to be put back into the coma.

Pretty sure Slot said, just last week, that Isak is fully fit and the time to judge him is now

We're at home, aren't we? Edit - Ignore me, totally misread your post

My first thought was they'd made a sex tape