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It does seem incredibly harsh to be sacked after 27 years because the covers and heaters failed. However, seeing as it spoiled Phil Browns moment in the spotlight against Bolton, I'm guessing that there are other factors at play

Not a manager but wasn't sure where else to put it http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38717420

Dave Jones has been appointed http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38671703

Canny midfield playmaker

Is there? I can't find it

Also casually mentions the £35 million fee as if it's nothing for a Championship side

At least you tried banner on the table :lol:

So a mystery Chinese consortium, that haven't been named or opened negotiations with the club, have lined up the disgraced former manager (who couldn't get away fast enough in the summer) to replace the current manager who's been there for 8 games. I, for one, am rattled

The day I beat Arsenal 4-4 This chapter is for Mike

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-sunderland-man-john-egan-11971265 Look at me, look at me I wasn't good enough to play for Sunderland Pathetic

Third time lucky

Number 3 - Souness? Number 6 - Mark Hughes and Pardew both played Premier League football Number 8 has a Pardews finger prints all over it Neil Warnock fits at least 4 of these profiles

Only the sexy ones

They missed out the obvious sex scandal hanging over both clubs connection

Short notice but could anyone recommend a place near Gatwick Airport that will be showing the match? Thanks in advance

5 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT GRANT HANLEY 5 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GRANT HANLEY 5 THINGS ABOUT GRANT HANLEY THAT HAVEN'T BEEN SPELLCHECKED AND ARE WRITTEN AS IF ENGLISH IS MY 3RD LANGUAGE

Stiflers local XI?

Is he f***ing walking here? Probably run a bit of the way too All part of his medical

Sadness in his eyes

If Rashford was at Sunderland he would have been given 15 min on the wing before being dropped for not winning enough headers

And on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Suicide pact on Sunday

Every poor result until end of the season will be blamed on the FA cup Either distracted by the upcoming final or players are deflated after losing semi (as the Bishop said to the netball team)

He stopped eating Marathons at the age of 25 when they changed the name to Snickers

The conviction first then the length of the sentence

Here it is in full That man you condemn has a little baby girl A Mum and a Dad who brought him into this world. What would you do if this happened to yours? Deny all your love and close all the doors? Do you honestly think I’d sink to a level And just turn my back and deem him a devil? “That woman” you point at, yes it is me I was born with a name, as I’m human you see! I’m innocent! just in case you forgot And will love him whether you like it or not! I’ve had the abuse, the comments and more It’s nothing I haven’t heard all before I mean no offense when I say this to you but Adams my brother and this is what i must do! Feel free to add your own lines While he's inside we can only hope That everyday he drops the soap