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Thats all TalkSport presenters ever do. The pre show production meetings must take seconds 1 - Say something controversal 2 - Sit back and watch as overexcited arseholes up and down the country call in protesting at your opinion 3 - Go home

He has been hand picked by senior members of the British Military to take a lead role in Operation 'Human Shield' The rest of his regiment are part of Operation 'Get Behind The Mackem'

I've heard that to save cash he has been told to swim across. Not only does it save on a flight ticket, it also doubles as a medical. Dekka will be waiting for him on the beach at Whitley bay with the contract in his pocket.

Depends what time the ferry docks at north shields

Mike will do anything to push a deal over the line by not putting his hand in his pocket Pirate bay for mike like

I'd be amazed if they go down. Will finish lower mid table as they will draw a shed load of games Won't concede too many but wont score many either

I used to think that Liverpool was friendly, welcoming club

Malcolm back on the sauce Bernie can give 100% attention to the massive chip on his shoulder And Horseshit back to living on the street The only downside is that the regular halfwits, I mean callers, will start to infect total sport with their inane drivel and ridiculous ramblings Hopefully the BBC will be able to weed out these with a few questions like, can you count to potatoe? Can you even spell potato? No, no I can't

Malcolm back on the sauce Bernie can give 100% attention to the massive chip on his shoulder And Horseshit back to living on the street The only downside is that the regular halfwits, I mean callers, will start to infect total sport with their inane drivel and ridiculous ramblings Hopefully the BBC will be able to weed out these with a few questions like, can you count to potatoe?

Is he going in the jungle with ant and dec?

Can we all now refer to the Liverpool manager as Braindead Rogers?

It's a football forum and it's meant to be bi-polar

Keeping his options open If the pikey signs then Pardew can say he alwys wanted him If the pikey doesn't sign Pardew can say the deal was out of his hands

Contract for Lee, like. I'm sure I saw him in specsavers the other day Contacts for Lee, like

Not Guilty Sky news now

Division three it is

That explains Ryan giggs recent comments about helping Shinji settle in Manchester by 'treating him like a brother'

If the newco does manage to gain entry to Div 1 would there be a points penalty in place so that promotion wouldn't be a for gone conclusion?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18578637 John Terry racism trial legal team mull 'bad character' bid The allegations centre around a game at Loftus Road in October Continue reading the main story Related Stories Terry race trial after Euro final John Terry's legal team might make a bad character application against Anton Ferdinand during his racism trial, a court has heard. The ex-England captain, 31, will stand trial at Westminster Magistrates' Court on 9 July accused of a racially-aggravated public order offence. Mr Terry's barrister, George Carter-Stephenson QC, has now said he is considering making the application. Bad character applications are used to cast doubt on a witness's evidence. The trial relates to a comment allegedly made and caught on camera to the Queens Park Rangers defender when the two teams played last October. According to the Crown Prosecution Service, "bad character" in criminal proceedings means "evidence of or a disposition towards misconduct". Mr Carter-Stephenson said: "There is likely to be an application for bad character against Mr Ferdinand about two incidents." No details were given about what these incidents were. Things must be bad when John Terry thinks he can besmirch your character

Never mind goals, Stoke will be lucky to get that many games out of him

Don't think he will be interested at all He has a good thing going here and he knows it

Pele can do it anywhere at all \now that he has a cure for erectile disfunction

Is Carragher even speaking English? It sounds like static everytime he opens his mouth

Sooner or later the old guard will have to be eased out of the first team (Lampard, Terry etc.) and that is when we will find out how good a manager DiMatteo is

pardlish gets my vote