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Jack Whitehall. Living proof that lack of talent and dropping out of university is no barrier to success and fame as long as your dad is a powerful TV producer, have Nigel Havers and Richard Griffiths as God parents and attended the 'right' boarding school.

Applying now to copyright the phrase 'Triple A' when referring to our front line for 25/26

We aren't desperate yet, it's the going rate for proven Premier League talent and he will definitely add an extra dimension to us. Apart from those 3 points you were absolutely bang on

Join me on board Keegan Exports positivity train. Stopping at Undisclosed Targets, Accepted Bids and Training Ground Photos. Final destination is Premier League Glory.

The five Steves' of the Apocalypse ride again

Not sure about number one but by all accounts, he's a massive number two.

Don't forget all the off field staff they have paid Brighton top dollar for. Potter is the obvious one but they've also poached coaches, scouts and sporting directors. Getting to the point where it would have been cheaper to actually buy the club and just leave Bloom in place to run it fir them.

That would be ironic

Pretty sure Ince was pictured in a Man Utd top before his move from West Ham was completed way back in the day

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-close-in-on-south-korean-boy-wonder-3766680 Latest effort from Douglas Nothing new apart from confirming interest in Park Seung-soo Also say we are interested in Trafford, Guehi and Scalvini Also ahead of Chelsea in race for Pedro

Despite the similar surname The Chronicle doesn't believe he is related to the brewers of the famous Italian lager enjoyed by Sandro Tonali with his daily lunch of spaghetti

Are we talking ASM or Lee Ryder dribbling?

Based on absolutely nothing at all, I think Isak will sign a new contract in the summer but with a release clause well in excess of £100 million. I also think he'll head to Munich with Kane coming here.

To be fair, In the Ghetto is about Pennywell

Article in The Athletic today (not by Waugh or Caulking) states Leeds are interested in Longstaff

Fake passport for Fabian Schar Change his name to Frank Smith

In Waughs latest transfer update in The Athletic he says DCL isn't currently under consideration 🎉🎉🥳

Keel Sq now

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c078rgnm93go QPR manager going full Dan Ashworth and being placed on gardening leave

I'd say a bigger reason they won't be awarded the cup is because Man City are being charged by the Premier League who have no control over the League Cup

My mistake. It was Pickford not Henderson

Just been sent this by a mate. Not sure how true it is but Grealish was in Biddick social club with Henderson this afternoon. He was cheering for Brighton and put £500 behind the bar.

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-fans-8k-carabao-cup-final-resale-tickets-3532825 Touts selling sears in VIP boxes at £8k each Also says the club are investigating reselling sites and have banned some fans from future sales