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Spotted a 'Outsider' coupon in a Coral bookies today You get a 20% bonus on double to 4 fold bets then 33% on 5-7 folds and 50% on anything higher Put cheeky fiver on Newcastle (2/1), Spurs (11/4) and Dynamo Kiev (2/1) Returns £168.75

Typically 1 game in each bet let me down It never seems to be 2 in the same bet does it?

The Germans Palace Swindon Northampton Wrexham £10 returns £283.72 Barnsley Hull/Blackburn Draw Wrexham £5 returns £68.73

Moyes to stay at Everton Can't see him having the control he enjoys at Everton replicated at any of the other clubs mentioned Fergie to stay at Man Utd Mancini to leave City and be replaced by whoever has a good spell between now and end of the season No way will Rafa be at Chelsea next season I reckon Mourinho will be back West Ham can burn in hell for all I care

I would say top 6 With some quality additions, and a bit of luck, we could have a decent run in both cups, win the Ashes and eliminate world hunger

World domination Nothing less is acceptable

So would most on here but they will already be down by the time we play them

Just spotted the league table based on his predictions this season He has QPR 7th!

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All reports says 2 months. Chances are that, with QPR desperate for points, he will then be rushed back when not 100% fit Which will lead to another spell out due to injury

I reckon QPR and Villa are pretty much nailed on to go down A surprise contender could be Fulham but more likely to be Norwich

Current 27 Tottenham 3 Southampton 3 Swansea 3 Stoke 3 Wigan 3 Man C 3 Fulham 3 Sunderland 3 WBA 3 Liverpool 3 Wham 3 QPR 3 Arsenal 3 End of season 66

If I was as rich as him I would travel everywhere by helicopter or submarine

Don't think Cabaye is going anywhere soon but wouldn't be surprised if one of Tiote, Krul or Santon left before Thursday This is based on nothing at all Just not used to all this good news and am waiting for reality to hit

Does a bloodstained shirt count?

I would hazard a guess that he is 'friendly' with their agent

I would guess that a medical would be needed before signing a pre-contract Don't want to wait 6 months and then find out he has a serious medical problem

Based on the little French football that I have seen, I could walk past him on the street and not know who he was

I said 8th Reckon 12th now

Well played sir I'd be Lyon if I said this wasn't the Brest pun of the night

This ward? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2245958/Inside-Britains-FAT-ward-Where-clinically-obese-patients-weighing-47-stone-treated-reinforced-wheelchairs-industrial-weighing-scales.html

Not sure if you heard, but we had a bid accepted for a player earlier in the week He didn't sign though

The what? Thats where I always go for my sports direct sports news It's right next to business money business news and politics liars politics news

legally? or did you pop in to smell his underwear when they were out I would smell his underwear while he was wearing it

That's some serious inception shit right there