Elbel1

Sell it Vince McMahon Buy Sunderland Poach Joe Kinnear to become manager Hire some high class prostitutes to enjoy the season with

I don't have one to hand but think it would look like the blue page of a dulux paint chart

Has there been any sign of uncal Joe today?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/420606/Chelsea-Arsenal-and-Manchester-City-target-Victor-Andrade-confirms-English-interest?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daily-express-sport-news+%28Daily+Express+%3A%3A+Sport+Feed%29 Never going to happen

He could if he opens a crepe shop

Probably wont even try to pronounce his name Will just use some casual racist remark into the discussion

My guess is that when he signs for a new club any singing on fee he gets will go towards making sure these charges are quietly dropped by the alleged victim

He's off to Cairo to sort a bit of a ding dong that is going on over there at the moment Apparently he's kept in touch with the former Islamist leader Mohamed Morsi since they played 5 a side together

more of a problem could be others have seen the same and a) could be prepared to pay him more, b) in a better position than us, c) we may not like to go back to him after he turned us down last season. d) He has been accused of rape and could be facing a spell in prison

In the unlikely event of NUFC being successful with Joe 'Walter Mitty' Kinnear calling the shots, I fear for this forum never mind theirs

Just seen JFK in Greggs He was telling everyone that the first game will be the Harlem globetrotter away Apparently it will be played on the moon in a tribute to his famous 1913 trip to mars where he prevented a Martian invasion with his breathtaking football coaching abilities

Gone by Christmas I reckon

i have ten thousand pounds.. Make it 15 thousand in cash and I am prepared to wear it for 5 minutes in a pitch black room and no pictures allowed

FYP

Is that meant to be 'ethics', or does this really exist? Its a new body set up by do canio before he rolled up at Sunderland

Just need Columbia to triumph in their match for a decent return

Serbia, Croatia, Netherlands and Columbia £10 returns £75

Charlie Austin (Martin)?

Unloved is an understatement. Nobody can stand the little prick. Liverpool - Despised by fans Real Madrid - Forgotten about by fans Newcastle - Despised by fans Man Utd - Not noticed by fans Stoke - Not noticed by fans

cos they are all bell ends ? Are bell ends normally purple? Hope so, otherwise I'm going to the doctors tomorrow

And the combined XI start.. hullmackem Striker Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Here, there and everywhere...... Re: them v stoke Quote: Originally Posted by Paxton They always come up smelling of roses marra. Fucking sick of it. They have a better team than us, it's pretty simple. In a mixed XI, they would have at least 8 players in it. __________________ BLACKADDER: Bob, you're a girl, and you have the same talent for disguise as a giraffe in sunglasses trying to get into a polar-bears-only golf club. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=766026&page=17#ixzz2N9pjZkUa

Thought I had already posted this but have £50 on us and Man Utd

Only one way to find out..... FIGHT *insert pic of Harry Hill*

Someone else calling for Kevin Ball to take over

Fixed My Post Watford biggest heart breaker