Elbel1

£5 BTTS and Win Brighton Coventry Portsmouth £10 Acc Hull Burnley Reading Hartlepool £5 BTTS Arsenal, Charlton, Bradford, Shrewsbury and Oxford

So he works in Newcastle and doesn't have "any mag mates." Sad b******. He says 'work' but he's probably just looking for houses to break into

Serbia down to 9 now

Klopp hasn't won a single game for them yet I make that 2-0 to Parky

I've started referring to it as a new manger thud

And Dortmund let one in All winning now apart from ze germans

And Dortmund let one in

Early shout for weekend Burnley, West Ham and Watford Pays at around 20/1

Got £10 on Rapid Vienna, Dortmund, Napoli and Villareal Returns £81 Wonder which one will spoil it?

Alfie Joey (Radio Newcastle host) was in Seaburn on Saturday evening to turn on their seafront illuminations. As part of his spiel he read out a list of business partners that had helped fund this collection of flashing light bulbs that are intended to distract the local mouth breathers from the squalor, flith and destitution they call home. When he said the words 'Newcastle Airport' the crowd booed You read that right, the crowd actually booed Newcastle Airport

Man City but to be fair most of them have only been around for 5-6 years

Seems they've got previous when it comes to having a quick slash on church grounds: http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/876126.fury_as_woman_spared_jail_for_grave_urination/ So on the basis that one idiot earned us the nickname 'horse-punchers', we now have twice as much reason to call them the....I dunno......Christpissers?? "p*ss-tians"? God Wetters?

Who would give a s***? We'd have won the World cup! Be fkn amazing. Given the choice of England winning the world cup or Newcastle winning a throw in, I would pick the throw in every single time Can you not at least see the argument, like? I honestly couldn't think of anything worse. Yeah, nar, I get what your saying. You'd be all... http://i.imgur.com/BFJlA8k.gif Without realising your head had dropped into a lovely pillow of boobies. Never going to have to worry about it... but winning the world cup ffs!

Do you think he would be willing to have his suit pockets filled with sweets, be hung from a tree and used as a pinata? If not I'm going to cancel the booking

Can't read the article Can you post it here? Basically it says that Merson has started drinking again

wat Someone said they were listening to Radio Newcastle on DAB radio. I can't find it. Have you checked the bench in your kitchen? That's where I keep mine

Yep, medical in the next 48 hours Getting his head examined

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/tv-stars/the-stig

Forced to watch 1000 matches would be worse. If Carver hadn't been sacked then you would be sentenced to 1000 licks

More like a disagreement purse. Tiff trinket. Wankers wallet

I really hope this quote is missing the word won't

Yes, but he speaks really quickly and anyone listening to him gets frustrated as he struggles to deliver a meaningful sentence

Surely a lass would actually be a bit annoyed if £650 worth of flowers turned up at the door, wtf would you do with them all ffs. She could donate them to a local cemetery but then this might happen again http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/graveyard-outrage-woman-charged-1-1105396

I'm pretty sure that Liverpool wanted Marveaux

Is the lad in orange shorts wearing socks and flip flops? Should be in the dock as well