Elbel1

Don't forget that his first wife has also had arms and legs come out of her Not always easy to lose the baby fat

Plays GTA and steals a car. Spends next 5 hours parked in an alleyway refusing to take it to get re painted as that would make it entertaining and nice to look at

I honestly don't think he will be go this weekend He could last until the Swansea game and go just before the next international break

Al Hasawi revealed he hasn’t ruled out making a move to bring them back if the club is promoted. He said: “Maybe next season we will sign them again, maybe we will even buy them back. “In the future, you never know. If we go into the Premier League, perhaps we can talk with Newcastle. We can perhaps loan the players again or even buy them back. Alternatively, we will buy other players.” That's cleared that up then

Player manager Would solve 2 problems in one stroke of Ashley genius

Thompson house will be keen to regain access to the club and that isn't going to happen if they are seen to support the planned action against Pardew. I seem to remember that the ban came about as they were accused of giving too much publicity to an anti Ashley march that was held At the same time they must tread a fine line with their readership as they will be aware that the majority of fans support the sackpardew plans. As a result they will print more of these bland interviews/club statements that won't influence anybody currently planning to take part in the protest on Saturday.

Promoted from inside: Colo Carver Raylor Externals: Gerry Francis George Graham Turnip JFK Dennis Wise Terry Venables Ron Atkinson Dave Bassett Avram Grant It's quite a stellar list of potentially catastrophic candidates

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager Pulis is current favourite if Pardew does leave

The web address is longer than the 'article'

Hallelujah! does this mean we won't see our 2 best CBs at the same time? what an idiot. Yanga and colo should be our CBs. That would probably be my favourite CB partnership ever for NUFC. That partnership does not work, and is destined to be broken up at the end of the season. Season is over anyways so I'd bench Colo for MBiwa so he gets a run of games alongside Williamson. I really hope we're looking to bring in a new defender in the summer. Is it? we are 5 points off Everton and 2 points off Man Yoo we could still snag a European spot provided a CL team wins the FA Cup. Seems unlikely i know, but i wouldn't say its "over". None the less i agree with the notion of blooding Mapou alongside Williamson and hopefully the idiots do the right thing and sign a dominating centre back. Isn't Pardew scared of EL? At first he was afraid, now he's petrified Thinking how he'd get along without Yohan by his side

Sell it Vince McMahon Buy Sunderland Poach Joe Kinnear to become manager Hire some high class prostitutes to enjoy the season with

I don't have one to hand but think it would look like the blue page of a dulux paint chart

Has there been any sign of uncal Joe today?

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/420606/Chelsea-Arsenal-and-Manchester-City-target-Victor-Andrade-confirms-English-interest?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daily-express-sport-news+%28Daily+Express+%3A%3A+Sport+Feed%29 Never going to happen

He could if he opens a crepe shop

Probably wont even try to pronounce his name Will just use some casual racist remark into the discussion

My guess is that when he signs for a new club any singing on fee he gets will go towards making sure these charges are quietly dropped by the alleged victim

He's off to Cairo to sort a bit of a ding dong that is going on over there at the moment Apparently he's kept in touch with the former Islamist leader Mohamed Morsi since they played 5 a side together

more of a problem could be others have seen the same and a) could be prepared to pay him more, b) in a better position than us, c) we may not like to go back to him after he turned us down last season. d) He has been accused of rape and could be facing a spell in prison

In the unlikely event of NUFC being successful with Joe 'Walter Mitty' Kinnear calling the shots, I fear for this forum never mind theirs

Just seen JFK in Greggs He was telling everyone that the first game will be the Harlem globetrotter away Apparently it will be played on the moon in a tribute to his famous 1913 trip to mars where he prevented a Martian invasion with his breathtaking football coaching abilities

Gone by Christmas I reckon

i have ten thousand pounds.. Make it 15 thousand in cash and I am prepared to wear it for 5 minutes in a pitch black room and no pictures allowed

FYP

Is that meant to be 'ethics', or does this really exist? Its a new body set up by do canio before he rolled up at Sunderland