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He was blown away when he saw Dark Knight Rises on holiday in Aurora

That's mad, I was on break at work when I checked my phone and saw the stories in the French press this afternoon. This is very strange After tidying up some mess I had a sit down

I don't think it was the times but I do remember it was the times

Was that not last night ? Is it the original classic or the well ropey Stallone remake? f*** I hope not! Which side of the International Dateline are you on ? if was deffo on last night like, no time difference between Fenham & Benwell on tonight as well like

nah its a classic waiting for the pay off situation I don't think O'Neill is like that tbf to him, especially for a club he clearly cares for (and that he is getting on a bit). If that is true I would love to know what would have happened if he didn't give a shit about them

Millwall and Charlton both score in 2 min Just need QPR now

Got £20 on QPR, Brighton, Charlton and Millwall Returns £529.20 but not looking clever at moment Brighton 2 up but other 3 goalless

From bbc gossip page Tottenham and Newcastle join the race to sign Blackpool's Tom Ince, 20, with the midfielder's contract expiring in June. Full story: The Sun

Got £3 on no goalscorer at coral 9/1 Happy days

190€ profit for the day. 300€ profit for this month. Wouldn't have thought this but my 555+333=888 lucky punch did the trick. (Having said that, I think it could also be 290 or 310 profit, but I'm sure Jack Flash will be here soon to tell me the correct numbers. Great to have my very own assistant here. ) Saw that 555 bet...theres no way I'd dare do that, my nerves wouldn't take it!!! Fair play for having the balls though. You don't need big balls to place a bet like that All you need is a serious gambling problem

Anzil Toon Udinese

gambleaware.co.uk Do it

There is over 1000 euros of losing bets there in a very short time span David28 needs help Urgently www.gambleaware.co.uk

£2 no goalscorer £2 3-1 £2 2-0 ba fgs £4 1-1

More scouser tattoo hi jinks http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-daniel-agger-on-the-tattoo-that-shows-1371616

Can we follow Wongas business model by sending Ranger out on loan for 6 months and demand Messi as payment?

Brendan Rodgers calls Steven Gerrard off the bench. He says, "Steven, I want you to go out there and break his legs!" "But boss?..." "No buts," replies Rodgers. "I want you to take Downing out."

Found it

Did someone offer to eat a finger if Man Utd won yesterday?

Couldn't agree more Means we could play then in EL though.... Sure they didn't field anything like a first XI in the EL last season and went out pretty much straight away

Couldn't agree more

Got £10 on Man City, Real, Arsenal and PSG Returns £86 and coppers

Is that not Oba Martins younger brother?

Just put a £10 bet on QPR and Mallorca to both win at William Hills Returns £105 Why are Mallorca 3/1 to win at Getafe?