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Every club in the Prem outside the top 4 is a 'stepping stone' club Modric at Spurs is an example

If they have any sense , Henderson will be one of them

Add a bit pesto, put it in a sandwich press and you have meal fit for a king (as long as you serve it with chips)

I was hoping that this thread was about a new kylie advert. The first one was tremendous

Who's Andy Kerr? His brother Wan is the real ITK

Frings can only get better

I really hope that Craig Thomson doesn't post in this thread..........

It is probably a wind up, but that is quite possibly the least reliable source ever.

If that happens then I will be prepared to eat some chocolate. Not much of a bet I hear you say, it is when you consider that I don't like chocolate. If you have a nut allergy you could play rusian roulette with a bag of revels

I managed it a few months back I am now the proud owner of the bridges 'shopping' centre, 30,000 unused passports, some keys and the first born son of every family/tribe in pennywell born between now and 2049

He'd be like our yaya toure Has his brother failed a drugs test?

I haven't seen him kick a ball but the general gist is that he is great, good and a worrying signing

He's crap at rock, paper, scissors as well He goes for scissors everytime

I'd be horrified with a cup that small. Sort iiiiiit! The cups are actually normal size, it's just that she has massive hands

:lol: Ridiculous figure. Especially for a player with an IED in his knee!

I'm inclined to agree. I quite like the posters that type with their foreheads. Like neesy.

They love him as he actually give's a f*** on the pitch, unlike the losers around him imo. I haven't seen Scott Parker play a f***ing excellent game since his Charlton days. Mourinho totally ruined the guy. Are you sure abouit this bit? I saw him have some superb performances in our colours (mostly befor ethe gladular fever) and he has been the shining light in West Hams season

This Gardner must be a hell of a player as I wouldn't pay over £4m for Roger Johnson

If he signed Smith I would then feel able to piss on the fat t#@t if his was on fire

You'll never know you horrible little c***. The picture is only missing jim bowen saying "look at what you could have won. Super, smashing, lovely, great"

Might be worth putting a few quid on Celtic

Blatantly been bingeing. At this rate there's a decent chance he's gonna be a f***ing wreck when he retires. Never thought I'd see him as the leading candidate to replace Gazza. Sadly as appealing as this image is, I can't see him turning up at an armed seige with a fishing rod, 6 pack and a KFC. Neither can I but only because he would drop the cans onto his foot and break a metatarsel on his way out of the door

I have never really belived the bit in bold. Surley Aston Villa medical team would have some sort of input with his treatment. Otherwise we could have had him locked in a shed rubbing shampoo into his eyes while Villa paid his wages

All HT/FT Real/Real Inter/Inter Arbroath/Arbroath 3 singles and a treble

I would like to say that I have no problem with women playing football As long as they finish the ironing first