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Where was this, MSN? AA meeting probably

All he has to do now is claim every goal Messi scores for Barca is the result of poor defending and the title is his

I am Freddie Boswell

Has Suarez put pen to paper for Liverpool yet?

Would of been on SSN if true. Looks like they have people outside all the grounds. Pretty sure the medicals aren't conducted at the grounds

No I flagged your Homophobic,Racist,Sexist attitude that everyone who reads this thread can now see,i brought Dave into it cos he got involved or are you too stupid to realise Good to see that you are still rising above it Keep it up

I agree. Nothing worse than fascism discrimination.

Gypsies, tramps and thieves gets my vote

Cheers You could try it with contemporary players ''Newboy Carroll out on parole, young andy is going to score a-goal'' ''New boy Ben Arfa, had his leg broke in halfa, New boy hatems going to something something...'' Nice work. "new boy Campbell, runs like Bramble, there's no one Sol can't handle." To be honest the above is a poor effort. New boy Nolan got a fair size colon, New boy Kevin gonna send us to heaven I'll get my coat

No chance First thing he would do is sell Messi, Puyol and Xavi Then replace them with Diouf, Samba and David Dunn

The sports bulletin on the way to work this morning claimed that there had been a disagreement over transfer targets for Jan. Apparently Sam wanted Santa Cruz, Robbie Keane and David Bentley and the board wanted Giovanni and Kris Boyd. Obviously a story that has been put out by his pals in the media

The Pardew brand just gets better and better.... No quotes, links or articles to go with that? So because no press man will risk a libel action and print it it's not true despite the fact he got pissed and knobbed his players wives is common knowledge? If it was true there would be nothing to fear from a libel action

The point I was making (rather poorly) is that if we don't get the manager we want, we shouldn't write off whoever does get the gig

He took over a team that was coming out of administration with a 10 or 15 point deduction and turned them into an entertaining side to watch. Dispite a late run of form they missed out on the playoffs but did win the Johnsons Paint Trophy He left under a cloud early this season after alledgely playing hide the sausage with one of his players girlfriend

I'm thinking 'outside of the box' here but bear with me What if (big if) he turns up here and actually does a good job? Give the lad a fair crack of the whip He hasn't even got the job yet and he's been written off How many Arsenal fans were doing hand stands when Wenger got the top job at Highbury?

Lyon Barca Copenhagen Spuds Pays around 6/1 at Billy Hills

My memory might be playing tricks on me but I seem to remember a betting scam a few years back involving everyones favourite, squeaky clean footballing family Something about the son places large bets on his dads new place of work on the south coast

Hoddle won't happen as he is too tied to his Spanish academy - I think I read somewhere that he part owns a lower league team over there and uses it to blood the players from his academy

David or Dermot?

If Ashley only wanted to hire one of his mates as manager then surely he has had plenty of chances to do that before now.

Whats John Gregory doing these days?

How about copying the current set up on WWE Raw? Simply hire a mysterious general manger who e-mails the starting XI to the dressing room where it is read out by a favoured minion (Peter Beardsley) This way we could have guest managers who find themselves 'between jobs'

I vote Pardew (but only because I have £20 at 7/2 on him)

Why? Is he crap at telling jokes, does he have a taste for the larger lady or does he live in a travelodge?

Useless Ameobi?