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The old 'I knew it was wrong but it was too late to do anything about it' defence Titus should try that one in court tomorrow

Looking more and more likely as each day goes by Still 40/1 at William Hill as well

Only if you don't say non. And learn the correct times to use there, their and they

Hang on The one in the middle is male? Really? He makes Justin Beiber look like Jimmy Nail

Fat Titless Munter

Ched - Fancy a game of rape? Girl - No Ched - I see you already know the rules

Blackburn must go down now If only because I just found a betting slip in my drawer with £20 on that happening at 4/1 Also have Wayne Rooney top scorer at 7/1

f***ing hell Highlight for me: Pure gold! How thick is that guy, my word! If you can make it to page 14 it turns out that the guy threating letter boxes has previously incorrectly stated that another Sunderland bar is shutting down

what's his e mail address? [email protected]

Didn't we hire him to be on our coaching staff as a defensive coach years ago and then sack him after the first day on the job because he was total s****? I also think someone threw a pastry based product in his face during one of our trips to the old Wembley

Treble, shirley. Does that mean that we get to keep them?

If, at the end of the season, they try to pull "NETD since St Martin took over" remind them that means we're NETDs since Shearer took over in our relegation season because we both got four points over those last 8 games but we have a goal difference of -6 to their -12. If their time under Bruce doesn't count, neither does ours under Kinnear. Or, instead of quoting a stat that will just lead to a 9-1 quip, you could just shake you head and walk away

It's the Sky Sports modus operandi on deadline day

Mk Dons are at home to Sheff Wed tomorrow night If Smith is playing I will be lumping big time on the away win

Yes but to be honest, it's not really worth the effort Just a very very poor attempt at satire by a Liverpool fan

If he had been wearing the training top with our new sponsor on the headline could have been 'Virgin on the Ridiculous'

I would imagine that this unexpected extra income would go towards the rumored increased bid for Rav Morrison

Will have to move quickly incase someone 'taps' him up

Instead of the England job he could end up manager of Mean Machine Unfortuatley I don't think he will be able to tap up other prisons' inmates 'Huntleys a triffic fella, keeps his cell tidy, shares his cigs and does the slopping out. But he's tied to Belmarsh long term so theres nothing happening on that front'

What? What? What? To be fair, if he were actually in on it, it could be a funny app. But he's not. So it's the worst app ever. Imagine if he did a soundboard. Oh yes! Please, please, please, someone make an Owen soundboard! Here are some quotes someone may like to include:- Ow, my knee Ouch, my toe Aaaaiiieee, my hamstring 15 grand on the nose These biscuits are delicious Shall we go to the garden centre on Saturday afternoon? I've had a grest idea lads, let's play charades

No. It was taken on a Liverpool team bonding night out in Suarez's local - The Flaming Cross

Might be Giggs but Liverpool confirmed that they will be wearing a new kit for the FA cup tie against Man Utd. The kit consists of white shirt, white shorts and white socks. And a white hood

How would Karen Brady know all the in's and out's of Demba's contract with Newcastle? Surely whatever has been agreed between Newcastle and Demba has nothing to do with West Ham as they stopped been his employer as soon as the release clause was activated

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