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Did anyone else see the antics of the Man City support staff member. As soon as they equalised his first reaction was to turn round and bait the Newcastle fans. He did the same when Trippier was first shown his red card and again when it was overturned. Numerous fans told the stewards what was going on but they kept saying 'we know'.

I feel sorry for Mrs Bruce She has to see his sex face every Christmas and on his birthday

?? In a shit load of debt, cos he likes to have a bet, Danny Guthrie ??

Surely it should be Eddie, WOW

I left the bag of steak bakes on the windowsill to cool down while I Alex updated me on the latest online abuse direct to me. If anyone has any information regarding the whereabouts of these pastry miracles I urge you to get in touch as soon as possible.

On a good day Bruce can be described as 'piss poor'. Never in a million years does he have enough ability at his job to qualify as mediocre

Looks like the ir top scorer under Funtime Frankie is our very own Jamal Lascelles

Actual quote from Bruce about Carroll taken from his post match interview 'I have to say that he has looked fitter than I've seen him and I've had him for the past two and a half years. That's great' How he managed to keep a straight face is beyond me

No chance he ends up in Qatar His meat supplier got caught at the airport https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/qatar-man-arrested-for-smuggling-bacon-in-his-anal-cavity/

Paul Ince has had more victories as a manager this season and he only got the Reading job because his son plays there

If you bought him from Wish

Is it a cheque for £12m pounds?

The surprise is that there isn't a surprise

From the outside looking in I'd say that Everton are a flaming turd of a football club at the moment, in desperate need a strong personality to pull the fans, players and board together and find a way out of the disarray they are in. Is Funtime Frankie the man for the job? I have serious doubts about his suitability but I'm looking forward to the show

He'd walk on water to get here

But when he did there wasn't any need to focus on his defence as he liked to come out swinging

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I think the upcoming court appearance rules out Giggs more than anything Wales may or may not be doing

Par for the course I'll get my coat

At no point it this post was I able to guess the next word

Elton John is due to appear at the Stadium of Light next summer He's getting on a bit but still think he'll get at least a draw https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/elton-john-tour-sunderland-stadium-20870199

Yes, for sure, the previous landlord had plans for new heating, a full rewire and landscaping the garden but I've been clear from day one that my focus was on making sure that the place didn't burn down. We can see that the damp has prevented fires so I think I deserve some credit for that. Would we like to see double glazing and a new roof? Of course we would but you have to accept that this is a work in progress

Jones had just received a message saying Bruce's JustEat delivery had been delayed