Elbel1

Everton, Scumderland, Boro, Southampton and QPR

It's quite obvious to me that he pressed 'send' before typing the word bottom at the end of his post

I wonder if any of those numbers are right The only numbers that matter are:- Liverpool 1 - Man Utd 2 Which added together make no points for Liverpool

I spotted that. Something about Swansea needing to forget about a top half finish and being happy to stay up.

Do your own picture, that'll sho them

Don't think he would have performed on a cold winters night at Stoke

So is that ant and dec show, red or black I reckon it actually does more damage to your iq than long term, heavy drug use

No. Go onto askmid.com and it tells you that it is uk registered, and that it is indeed a Camero. Tried it on webuyanycar but wasn't recognised

When did paddy power start paying out on rumours?

It's also a Giggs from earlier in the thread... So I'll ask the same question... Does 4 down not remind you of someone... Steve Harper on heroin?

Lee Hughes, Robert Earnshaw and David Nugent all scored shed loads at lower levels but none of them looked the part after stepping up to the top flight

From sunderland echo website: SUNDERLAND are pulling out all the stops to sign Adam Johnson – and will not be beaten on either the transfer fee or wages. But the two other clubs chasing the Manchester City winger are both top-eight sides and the fear is that the 25-year-old might see them as better options for his future. Johnson might want to join a side who are playing European football this season. Sunderland must hope that manager Martin O’Neill’s long-term ambitions and, perhaps, the pull of his native North East, will convince the Easington-born midfielder to return home. The Echo understands that a total of FIVE Premier League clubs initially matched Manchester City’s £10m asking price for a player the Blues signed from Middlesbrough in 2010 in a £7m deal. Since then, the player has rejected the overtures of two of the five but has not, so far, rebuffed Sunderland’s interest. Black Cats chairman Ellis Short is prepared to agree a financial deal which would satisfy the player’s demands while at the same time meeting City’s valuation. The identity of the other two clubs Sunderland are now battling against is not entirely clear – Spurs, Everton, Liverpool and Newcastle have been linked with an interest in the player. But Spurs are believed to be the club in pole position with new manager Andre Villas-Boas looking to put his own stamp on the squad. The signing of Johnson would certainly send out a signal that AVB means business as Spurs look to challenge for a Champions League place. Sunderland, though, will continue to battle for a player who came within a whisker of joining them under Steve Bruce, only for the Black Cats to be blown out of the water by Manchester City’s 11th hour swoop. The move to Eastlands suited both Johnson and City at the time but the winger has not been getting regular games under Roberto Mancini. Johnson wants his future resolved, believing his bit-part involvement in Manchester City’s Premier League winning campaign cost him his international place. “I will be speaking to him about my situation,” he said, referring to Mancini. “There’s been no bust-up. But I think what happened to me at City last season was why I missed out at the Euros.” Sunderland have also far from given up hope of landing striker Steven Fletcher, despite Wolves’ fight to up the selling price.

They helds talks you know 60% of the time he will play in midfield, everytime insert sex panther clip

My guess is every week What have I won?

He added: "It was a terribly expensive deal with the loan fee and with his wages, which were enormous - too much for a club like ours. "But, as the manager really wanted him, we were prepared to pay it. "Then there was a huge transfer fee which would have blown our budget for several years." These quotes are quite possibly the most irresponsible things I have ever seen attrbuted to a board member of a Premier League club To be prepared to spunk away several years transfer bugdet on a player currently going through a period of inconsistant form and whose heart wouldn't truely be in the club is beyond belief Andy Carroll - 'Who else are you planning to bring in to help the club prosper in the top flight?' David Gold - 'Well Andy, once you sign on the dotted line we have many other top level players in pipe line ready to snap up after the Olympics in Brazil'

Thats all TalkSport presenters ever do. The pre show production meetings must take seconds 1 - Say something controversal 2 - Sit back and watch as overexcited arseholes up and down the country call in protesting at your opinion 3 - Go home

He has been hand picked by senior members of the British Military to take a lead role in Operation 'Human Shield' The rest of his regiment are part of Operation 'Get Behind The Mackem'

I've heard that to save cash he has been told to swim across. Not only does it save on a flight ticket, it also doubles as a medical. Dekka will be waiting for him on the beach at Whitley bay with the contract in his pocket.

Depends what time the ferry docks at north shields

Mike will do anything to push a deal over the line by not putting his hand in his pocket Pirate bay for mike like

I'd be amazed if they go down. Will finish lower mid table as they will draw a shed load of games Won't concede too many but wont score many either

I used to think that Liverpool was friendly, welcoming club

Malcolm back on the sauce Bernie can give 100% attention to the massive chip on his shoulder And Horseshit back to living on the street The only downside is that the regular halfwits, I mean callers, will start to infect total sport with their inane drivel and ridiculous ramblings Hopefully the BBC will be able to weed out these with a few questions like, can you count to potatoe? Can you even spell potato? No, no I can't

Malcolm back on the sauce Bernie can give 100% attention to the massive chip on his shoulder And Horseshit back to living on the street The only downside is that the regular halfwits, I mean callers, will start to infect total sport with their inane drivel and ridiculous ramblings Hopefully the BBC will be able to weed out these with a few questions like, can you count to potatoe?

Is he going in the jungle with ant and dec?