Elbel1

I'm inclined to agree. I quite like the posters that type with their foreheads. Like neesy.

They love him as he actually give's a f*** on the pitch, unlike the losers around him imo. I haven't seen Scott Parker play a f***ing excellent game since his Charlton days. Mourinho totally ruined the guy. Are you sure abouit this bit? I saw him have some superb performances in our colours (mostly befor ethe gladular fever) and he has been the shining light in West Hams season

This Gardner must be a hell of a player as I wouldn't pay over £4m for Roger Johnson

If he signed Smith I would then feel able to piss on the fat t#@t if his was on fire

You'll never know you horrible little c***. The picture is only missing jim bowen saying "look at what you could have won. Super, smashing, lovely, great"

Might be worth putting a few quid on Celtic

Blatantly been bingeing. At this rate there's a decent chance he's gonna be a f***ing wreck when he retires. Never thought I'd see him as the leading candidate to replace Gazza. Sadly as appealing as this image is, I can't see him turning up at an armed seige with a fishing rod, 6 pack and a KFC. Neither can I but only because he would drop the cans onto his foot and break a metatarsel on his way out of the door

I have never really belived the bit in bold. Surley Aston Villa medical team would have some sort of input with his treatment. Otherwise we could have had him locked in a shed rubbing shampoo into his eyes while Villa paid his wages

All HT/FT Real/Real Inter/Inter Arbroath/Arbroath 3 singles and a treble

I would like to say that I have no problem with women playing football As long as they finish the ironing first

Wise words indeed

Only time I take a slight interest is at full time and they swap shirts

I'd lov eto beat Liverpool Preferably with a big stick

He was in the Madonna video for like a prayer

Don't feel the need to throw any sharp metal objects on my account Blunt and wooden would be fine

I like the available XI but I also like the unavailable XI Which is best? There's only one way to find out FIGHT!!!!!

All the players with 'tats' on their neck

The only club in the world to be relegated for match fixing but keep their place in the champions league! In the following season they reached the last 8 of the champions league and beat West Ham in the playoff final. The down side was a former manger killed Karl Fletcher then crashed his car into the team coach and killed most of the squad And they say Newcastle are a soap opera club!

Karl Fletcher was great player But he died

Wish list:- Down Sunderland, West Ham, Villa, Liverpool and Stoke Up QPR, Leeds, Melchester Rovers, Warbury Warriors and Accrington Stanley (who are they?)

It is heart warming to read of your trust in people to do the right thing On a completley unrelated note you may be interested to learn that I am the Head of defence in a small Arican country and am looking for somewhere to deposit £175 million. If you can send me your bank details I will be willing to give you 50% as a handling fee

If nothing else, next time he is away on international duty he can tell his grandchildren and great grandchildren how he scored the winning goal in a cup final

When I found this forum

I was going to but my radio has a quality control feature on it If the tuning ever goes near Talksport it self distructs

Good point but you take class away if you put him in a one paced midfield supplying a one paced strike force and give him less time on the ball because the likes of Henry or De Jong are kicking him up the arse