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It just isn't a flex in anyway, shape or form. Everyone knows their number 1 target is Isak. Hugo is, at best, their 2nd choice amid talk yesterday and this morning that they are convinced by him. Best Way this ends for them is they blow a the rest of their budget on a player they deep down don't really want.

Park Seung-soo, not Park Seung-who

Probably locked himself in the portable toilet at the Oasis gig at the weekend

Pletts for me like

Not sure about wanted Leeds relegated now. Surely the bonuses will be tied to them staying up.

Rule 1 is that you either believe all the good news and ignore the bad OR you believe all the bad news and ignore all the good. Rule 2 is absolutely no picking and choosing what to believe. You have to be 100% committed to one of the options in Rule 1. Rule 3 is don't break the rules.

DCL

That's the spirit

Yes, but they are saying what we want to hear, so automatically gain the AAA+credibility rating

Ohhhhhhhh Hugo Ekitike We all know it'll just be a slightly amended version of the Anthony Gordon song

Surely it's a Bukkake of ballers

To be fair to Rob, he's probably name checked Will as a windup. He's a massive prick on twitter and is nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is. I've seen house fires that are funnier than him.

Galls for me like

Might be my memory playing tricks on me but I'm sure Barnes was joint top scorer one season

Like being voted best looking person in the burns unit

I'm serious as cancer when I tell you Elanga is a baller

I really doubt enough perfect players for his system to work in the Premier League exist. They certainly won't get enough of them in this window.

This post definitely needs a comma. I know I'm being a grammar nazi but it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Imagine being top of Man City's shopping list and then signing for Spurs. I do get that it's a new, improved Spurs but it's far from the first reset they've had recently.

I've been single handedly keeping fingering alive. Just not behind Chinese takeaways

Jesus, and I can't stress this enough, Christ. They deserve everything they get.

The Premier League really need at least 1 team to stay up this season if only to protect their negotiation plan for the next TV rights package. Who is going to pay top prices when they know who the bottom 3 are going to be before a ball is kicked? I realise most interest is always at the top of the table, but if the title is wrapped up early doors the focus automatically shifts to the bottom. We were involved last season, but the 'race for Europe' has limited appeal globally. I'm not suggesting that Sunderland will (or even come close to) stay up but I genuinely hope 1 of them, Leeds or Burnley buck the recent trend.

Just send Tonali to 'make him an offer he cannot refuse'

Burnley sex workers looking forward to some overtime next season