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It's a bit of a nothing tweet as clubs are constantly in touch with each other about fringe/youth players who may be available at some point, either in the current window or some point in the future. I'd imagine that Chelsea, in particular, would be fielding enquiries on a daily basis about their youth program.

Only way you don't collect on this bet is if his first foul is a proper leg breaker Like printing money

I see you are new to Lee Ryder's 'work' He's referred to here as the GOAT but I'm hoping it's because his writing style is similar to what an actual goat would produce.

'Harder' is my safe word

Where's the Isak did you say?

It's not just the gross figure. He's only paying around 20% tax in Turkey so to match his current take home wage we'll have to blow the current structure sky high.

At least that means he's available

This is the third poster I've seen suggest this name followed by a safety question mark. Typical grifter tactic to say something controversial then have the old 'Hey, I'm just putting it out there and asking a question' fall back when they get called out. Should be an automatic 2 week ban.

At the moment he'd probably take Jesus from Nazareth. I'm here all week.

Surely this isn't how buy back clauses work and players still have a choice. I always thought that the clause meant the players original owners were entitled to a lower buy back price but still had to convince the player to return.

Aren't the tax rates in Turkey extremely friendly to the super rich? See to remember reading somewhere that's why they are able to attract the star names

Double whammy with news about the stadium

Many a Friday night has been rescued in the pizza shop on the way home 🤞

I also asked the new Pope if he could arrange a cheeky ACL injury for Isak on his Liverpool debut, if he goes there 🙏🙏

I've just returned from a week in Rome and only saw 2 Premier League shirts. Enjoyed a pint with a Man City fan near the Trevi Fountain. Also saw a young lad in a Liverpool shirt, so I tripped him up.

The chapter about them in 'Big Beacon' by Alan Partridge is comedy genius

He also told his wife he loved her and was going straight home after visiting her in hospital.

When I feel I'm struggling with my mental health (struggling may not be the right word in comparison to your situation) I reach for a book by Sam Delaney called 'Sort your head out: Mental health without all the bollocks'. I tend to read it in the run up to Christmas and find it really helps me. It's often on offer for 99p on Amazon and I highly recommend it. Good luck in the future and remember we are all here to help if you need to unload.

If Craig Hope was a Harry Potter character, he'd be a Dementor

All prime numbers

I'd drop the first one on Anfield then drop the 2nd one on Anfield just to make sure.

I'm sorry but he paid how much? Did you mean £12 and not £120?

I'd sign Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump ahead of Beto

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