Elbel1

trying to rationalise his actions ffs. It's not like she wuz 7 marra, like driving at 34 in a 30. I've used this one before but it's more like 28 in a 15

Only so much a lawyer can do when it's this bad He could always try the Chewbacca defense

Would love to see Stifler try and negotiate with a dancer. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=668

the cup Nailed on to get a home draw against Reading in the next round

Because at the start of the season I put £5 on Arsenal, Middlesborough and Burton to win their respective divisions

Glad we cleared that one up. Read beyond it and it says how theirs ways of entitlement. Nowhere on that page does it mention the 5 year clause you mentioned. You actually took the time to read it?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35524363 Neil Redfearn sacked by Rotheram after four months Apparently they appointed a new assistant manager only 4 days ago

Voted for Spurs manager as can see him moving to Man Utd in the summer

Pretty fly for an old guy. If McClaren was an alcoholic rascist they could reboot the Lethal Weapon franchise

We can only withdraw £300 a day from the cash point I think this goes towards explaining the lack of transfer activity over the last few seasons

I'm still clinging to the hope that they have mixed up gomis with bony

Goal horns and fireworks. Overtime multi ball could be a crowd pleaser

Hope he appeared on 'Jim'll fix it as a boy' and asked if Jim could fix it for him to walk funny for a week and cry himself to sleep at night

Hope he has a completed McDonalds coffee loyalty card in his wallet but can't find it when he claims his free latte at a drive thru

Yet. By Monday it'll be infected, then fall out by Tuesday. He wore an eyepatch on Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and Saturday He died on Sunday Bo Selecta

That Roofe guy at Oxford who we were mentioned as having an interest in has scored another 2 tonight

I'm sure this will end well......... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/crystal-palace-ready-sign-emmanuel-7180686

I reckon Villa, Sunderland and one of Bournemouth or Norwich will go down

I like how the first line says we have bid £10m but may have to pay £12m, yet the graphic at the bottom of the article has his price as £8m

Might be a bit cynical here but is this the year that the compensation cheques start arriving on Merseyside doormats?

Newcastle are/were a big club, Birmingham aren't, that's the point though. That's away as well, they were at home. Are you saying that our fans wouldn't gloat if Chelsea went down this season and we had them last game of the season? Or if a team like Spurs, Everton or Villa went down? I think it's totally naive to think that our home fans wouldn't like. Our fans are spiteful by default to the extent that they boo most ex-players purely because they're ex-players. we might gloat if a big club went down but going to the effort of taking bed sheets im not so sure. They were numerous that day too. Way OTT. Let's make sure we stay clear of the drop 1st but a bottom 3 including villa and the mackems would be fantastic. I have my doubts that these sheets are actually made by the fans Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the tabloid press knock a few up during the week and hand them out on match day

My nana's mam hadn't even been born then, I'm pretty sure back then the crossbar was made out of boot laces strung together and tied to two posts.

Thought he looked a bit younger since he's left Newcastle He may have been grouting his face with meat paste though

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/blackburn-appoints-lambert-out-of-spite-20151117103901

I think the bear wrote it