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You know who else is 'dripping with ambition'? Eddie Hitler and Richie Rich on their way to the lap dancing club. That's who.

Heyyyyyyy Davey Hopkinnnnnnn Son I wanna knoooowwwww How you sealed that deal

To his sister or his Mam? Or are they the same person?

How hot will the pie be, and am I allowed to throw it at him?

Hopefully all at the same time 🙏🤞

Are we thinking the Scousers are going to wheel out their disabled racist fan for the Isak announcement video?

I hoping we've slipped something into his protein shakes over the last couple of weeks and are waiting for the deal to go through before tipping the wink to the drug testing authorities

I'm guessing they cancelled Jacksons move to Bayern in case Sunderland didn't agree to them recalling Guiu. Potentially Bayern (or someone else) could come back in for Jackson now.

Don't do it to yourself. It'll be end to end speculation about Isak. If Donny Rovers sign a new goalkeeper they'll find a way to tie it to Isak.

Until January

Heyyyyyyy Nick the German Ohhhhhhhh Ahhhhh I wanna knowwwwwwwww How you scored that goal

Woltemade is my new safe word

Thought the deadline to play on Saturday was 12 tomorrow

Fuck this draw We've just signed a striker

It's a new way to guarantee that we draw either Real Madrid away or a reanimated 1970 Brazil in Rio

That is weapons grade nonsense Might as well as the fat bloke down the pub what players are worth

There are, but if you think they are respected, followed or enforced, you may be interested in a bridge I have for sale

Back when he was playing, John Terry became to embody everything that was wrong with the game at that time. Narcissism, entitlement, friendly media coverage, egotism and greed. Currently Liverpool football club have taken that up a notch. Greed, entitlement, avarice, lack of self awareness and bullying fail to cover the scale of their selfishness. Coupled with the sycophantic media coverage they enjoy, they are beginning to sound like the Tory Party over the last decade. I the 90s I disliked Man Utd but there was always a gruding respect there for them. Nothing but absolute contempt for Liverpool at the moment and I can't see me offering any forgiveness to them for a long time.

Is too early to vote for post of the year?

I didn't know that. Always thought that the the loaner just took over the existing contract, bonuses and all.

He already has a contract with Chelsea and I doubt you get a pay rise for going on loan. The only thing to discuss would be what percentage Bayern want to pay

Wissa in the starting XI would be absolute box office. Fab and Ornstein would have nervous breakdowns.