Oakie Doke

Worst. Hattrick. Ever.

Shrewbury under 13s lacrosse team.

they could always pretend to get shot at and come back like Oba Martins use to.

I hope we sign Gervinho and Kalou to get an Ivorian theme going.

Phil Jigielka?

Pardew grooming a child.

I predict a tight game.

it's because you're a self-loathing Jew.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport - Rolf Harris

188 according to Wiki 183 according to official website and soccerbase.

Harper's 183 cm.

enough interest to have your comment in it ;D

I was at Leazes Park there.

I've seen Xisco score.

I love this one.

why would Peter Ndlovu need to write anonymously? Hardly anyone knows who he is anyway.

funnily enough I watched that film last night, it's class.

Martins just missed an absolute sitter.

according to the Mail we want Diego Perotti. Really hope this happens!

dunno,

it's not as bad as this: Stuart Pearce subsequently banned him from speaking to the media.

I have dreams about Jonas Gutierrez which I'd rather not discuss.

me neither, as someone says in the comments section on that article Barton pissed all over Parker both times we played West Ham this season and he gets into the squad.

that's one hell of a leap he has on him.

that celebration must really hurt his penis.