Parsley

We do have Spurs though..

Happy with a point tbh. Stoke are a horrible, horrible team to play against, especially on their home turf. I thought on the whole we defended alright when you consider how many of those long-throws and corners we had to deal with but going forward we were toothless and offered little. Carroll and Jonas were two inspired if somewhat obvious subs by Shearer and turned the game in our favour, both had a massive impact. Harper - 6 : Seemed shaky when dealing with set-pieces but was otherwise solid. Made a crucial save from Fuller in the first half. R. Taylor - 7: Covered a massive amount of ground. Delivery still needs work but is getting better - great crosses for Carroll, Shola and Owen stand out. Decent. Bassong - 7: A rock. Made Lawrence his absolute bitch. Edgar - 7: Was very worried about him starting in the centre but proved to be solid. Played it safe but to some success I thought. Beye - 7: So good in the tackle its just unbelievable. Can't wait to see him surging down the right for us again. Duff - 6: Gave it simple and didn't really trouble Wilkinson majorly on the left but got an assist and for that he deserves some credit. Nolan - 5: Poor really. Distribution was really bad today but he at least looked to break forward and make tackles. Guthrie - 5: Disappointing and largely anonymous. Didn't do anything wrong as such but was rightly substituted for Jonas. Butt - 6: Thought he was alright today actually. Passing still a mixed bag but looked to play it forward and did so to moderate success. Ameobi - 5: Fair play to Shola; he tracked back a fair bit and didn't look nearly as lax as we're used to but nonetheless failed to impose himself upon the Stoke back-line. The fact that Carroll scored and put one wide just 10 minutes after coming on speaks volumes. Owen - 6: Ran his socks off and looked interested. Retained possession well. Subs: Jonas - 7: Made a difference. Took men on and moved the ball well. Won several free-kicks central to both halting the Stoke vanguard and setting up attacks of our own. God knows why he didn't start. Carroll - 8: Legend. Magnificent header and a real hearty showing from the lad. MUST start ahead of Shola. So, we have a point. It's far from ideal and we're still in the shit but we didn't lose and are still ahead of Boro. The team showed character if not quality today and its something that can be built on. Shades of Birmingham last season about the match today.

this is unbelievable, getting bummed off stoke ffs.

wasn't even a fucking corner. robbed.

Much better delivery from Raylor.

Me anarl

Come on lads!

Shearer's just been interviewed - said Martins, Owen and Shola were all starting until Oba phoned in with an injury.

Line-up might well be a one-off as we're playing Stoke. As poor as it might be, it might be enough.

Well, I've faith in Big Al nonetheless. Come on lads.

Where's Oba ffs!? Jonas on the bench as well, christ!

Hull equalise!

Carrick, Cole, Defoe, Lampard - who are the others?

Yep

Been on the snakebites after the match? WE CANT PLAY JONAS AS DM FFS. Why not? does that sort of job at imternational level and fk knows our back four need the help. He may run at people when played out wide but 3 assists all season is not good enough, all his good work is done in a defensive manner. He'd be better playing just behind the front 2 imo.

Benayoun scores in stoppage time. Fully deserved in all fairness, should make for a good game tomorrow.

Alain Hutton is quality. Real shame he only signed for Spurs fairly recently else I'd love for us to sign him. Like the look of Scott Brown as well, comes across as a bit of a dickhead but has a great engine.

He took it miles away from where the foul was. It was a good call by Dowd and Rooney's reaction was just laughable tbh.

We weren't unlucky, we just ran out of steam with the likes of Butt and Nolan, and heart with the likes of Duff. Having two defenders going off with injury isn't unlucky?

After a cracking first half I thought we were really unlucky in the second. Bassong AND Taylor, our best player on the day, going off was probably the main reason why we lost. Once the third went in it was game over really, Arsenal just toyed with us until the 90th. Encouraging to see but I am very, very worried now. Fingers crossed Bassong, Taylor and Danny G will be back for Chelsea.

Lovenkrands has to start in front of Owen alongside Oba. He can beat a man, create something out of nothing and break with pace on the counter - all things that Owen just cannot seem to do at the moment. We just can't provide the sort of service that Owen needs to play to his best whereas Peter can make things happen for himself.

Happy for Hughton and Calderwood to stay on as back-room but Kinnear has to go.

Harper Saylor Colo Seb Jose Raylor Nolan Danny G Jonas Oba Loven That's a decent side and I think it'll give Arsenal a few problems.

WHY THE FUCK

Get some fucking subs on Hughton!