Parsley

Well played Seb.

Pen?

Fuck off guys, its only 2-1. We'll bounce back.

Hughton's team talk is really key. Hope he gets the lads fired up and gets a performance like that first half.

Kusczack (sp?) was in goal.

Great cross.

Ah cock.

GOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!

This is just impossible. Loven's up front, i think they got it wrong.

Oh dear. Rooney nearly through within a minute.

Setanta say Smith up front with Raylor in the middle and Love on the left.

He honestly looks like the big fish at reserve level, must have an insane scoring record for a midfielder. If he's to come on he needs to be pushed to the next level, whether that be through a loan spell or in our first team.

Hull won't win, Fulham are going places under Roy Hodgson. No they aren't they're playing at home. Just as well then as their away record is absolute gash.

A gutsy, strong performance would do me.

1-0 Chelsea

I thought it was more Taylor's fault tbh. He should have either screamed at Colo to take Gardner while he picked up the other man or intercepted Gardner himself. To me it looked like he did neither.

He had 3 shots on goal; one just wide, an overhead kick that could well have won us the game on a different day and a toepoke after a great surging run. I thought he was probably our most dangerous player today. Certainly offered more than Jonas or Martins.

Still 11 games left mate. Aye, but people are jerking their knees off here and saying that we are definitely relegated. Looking at the games left to play I say we will be lucky to escape on goal difference as all the other teams below us bar Stoke seem to be showing some f***ing balls and yet we seem quite happy to just go through the motions and hope we get lucky with other results. Personally I think we're finished as we have no players that can come in and suddenly make us into a half decent side. This is the worst Newcastle side I have witnessed in terms of fight and passion and when you don't have that and are in a relegation fight 9 out of 10 times you'll go down. As poor as we are, the team gave it a good go today I felt. To say there's no fight or passion is harsh but an absense of quality would be more on the money. I'm not condoning the s*** that was on display today but to suggest that the players don't care and don't try is unfair. I feel we tried hard but never really looked like we believed in ourselves. A bit like Chris Hughton. Alright I'll go with that. Hopefully we'll have a bit more punch when Nolan, Guthrie, Barton and Beye are back.

Still 11 games left mate. Aye, but people are jerking their knees off here and saying that we are definitely relegated. Looking at the games left to play I say we will be lucky to escape on goal difference as all the other teams below us bar Stoke seem to be showing some f***ing balls and yet we seem quite happy to just go through the motions and hope we get lucky with other results. Personally I think we're finished as we have no players that can come in and suddenly make us into a half decent side. This is the worst Newcastle side I have witnessed in terms of fight and passion and when you don't have that and are in a relegation fight 9 out of 10 times you'll go down. As poor as we are, the team gave it a good go today I felt. To say there's no fight or passion is harsh but an absense of quality would be more on the money. I'm not condoning the shit that was on display today but to suggest that the players don't care and don't try is unfair.

Burley is just a complete bellend.

We probably had the better of that half in the end and even created a few decent chances. Hughton's half-time team talk really is crucial now though.

Nice play again, Oba just offside.

Decent effort from Jonas.

COME ON!