Consortium of one

Odin mkII

If he botches the Oxford game, how long before the bootlickers turn on him?

He's a cabbage-headed cunt.

All you need to know Fakeover....and the window slams SHUT!

My love of sports has slowly been beaten out of me. Its almost not worth it to follow my teams anymore. Its not just their individual mismanagement and mediocre results as much as it is the total disregard of the fan. It's disheartening and is more than just my slide into old age and cynicism. Its never about sport anymore; just money and the fastest way to get it.

IF this is real MA will make a last second demand that will scupper any deal. Life time advertising, same sell price but he wants to retain 10%, etc. (the mind wanders over how he can f this up). It will be a demand that no sane business person would yield to at the last second.

Commence Fakeover Monitor Mode.... NOW!

Not believing anything until I see Barry Moat's name linked.

Got home from work and turned on the game late. I thought Eric Idle was one of the commentators. Kept waiting for him to break out in a "Brave, brave Sir Brewcie" ditty

I haven't heard Peter Kenyon squeaking yet.

So with these two in, are we plate spinning or monitoring plate spinning?

Yes and it was taped in place on his forehead until his forehead started sliding off.

I remember being genuinely excited when we signed him.

Fede hat trick

I'm sitting here at work, given up on the game and I check in on the thread just to read everyone ripping Brewcie, et al and I see 2-2 in the thread total Holy fuck.

Well said. We need two CM, IMO. We need a true holding CM and one that is more pacy, athletic and creative.

I'm pretty well read and I've never heard of the word. Be hard to pronounce it in a sentence

Gutted for him.

Brewcie will immediately send him out for 90, he'll do a hammy and be gone for 2 months. Next.

Agree. He's more like a kid with his expensive toy. Bought it for a bit of fun, things turned sour and he chucked it out the pram. He's Dudley from Harry Potter.

I don't think Mike Ashley is ever really sure what he's going to do from one day to the next.

Doris Burke just keeps getting better and better.

Kyle Lafferty

Is it me or do West Ham just keep buying and buying and buying?

I think you're safe.