Pilko

I'm sacking my dentist, when he takes a tooth out it hurts like hell. Don't you have false teeth at your age?

Now you see, Henry Winter is one of the football writers I respect most. His FourFourTwo column was always good, and he seemed to talk sense.

Nah Yorkie man, just the way he says it is so incredibly wooden.

I'll call them the wall-pushers if it makes it easier for you. Call them what you want, as long as it's offensive.

Just waiting for the usual Wullie reference of "bin dippers"...

Has an splendidly wooden cameo from Alan Shearer. "You finished with that son?"

Paddy Kenny is a very average Premiership keeper. He'll either move to WBA or Stoke, or another Championship club near the top, maybe QPR or Birmingham.

Ooh, a red cross in a box. Kinky.

Was sick to fucking death of the co-commentator in the Man U game saying "last season, Ronaldo would have scored there".

Are you aware that NE5 doesn't like you?

If there's one thing that's scary, it's the picture of him in that article. Holy fuck.

LuaLua should always be on our bench, and put on with 20mins to go to run at tired defences. You know it makes sense.

Is it glandular?

aye, remember them booing when we were 5th ? I'm surprised you do, what with your memory going and that.

Aye, Gerrard went into the bar and said "christ, this place is a dive." At that point, the Evertonian barman proceeded to knock seven bells out of him. Gerrard still got a penalty from the dive. It was a banning order, curfew and a £4000 fine.

Dave must be pissing about again. Or he's just pissed. Maybe someone's "inked him" on his Wii?

Eh? I never said it was a reason at all not to play the kids at the moment. I've never said Lua-Lua isn't good enough. But ok then. Whereas you've said that we don't give youngsters a chance yet as shown by palnese we do and they've proven not to be good enough of which I commented on. We, Premiership fans and clubs as a whole, do not give youngsters a chance. There are four teams within the premier league that can state they do. Everton, Villa, Boro and West Ham. Look at the statistics, it is well documented that youngsters are not being allowed to progress into premiership teams. Man City tbf: Richards, Hart, Sturridge, M. Johnson, Onuoha...

I dont normally post on here but to say play Lua Lua in Centre Midfield is absolute stupid.... 1 - He is no Centre Midfielder 2 - If he was who would sit and defend? He is a winger through and through, prob (and I have only seen him in training and playing for the reserves) a winger with no end product like Zog and Jonas.... before u speak think in future PIL(O)K He can play centre mid. Every time he's come off the bench for the first team, it was at centre-mid. He's played there numerous times for the reserves and U18's. Perhaps check your facts first, Chris Babbleboobhead? I don't see whats so funny? I've been to dozens of these fixtures (mainly reserves) and he's played in a central midfield position. Exactly. And because he can do it in the reserves, he can do it in the premiership, right? Your missing the point. Under that line-up I said we should play that team at Hull. In the FA Cup, not the Premiership. Against Hull's fringe players. What other chance will we really get to throw him in and see what he's really made of this season?

We must have had more "_______ OUT!!" banners at this club than EastEnders has had "CONGRATULATIONS _______ and Phil!"

I think N'Zogbia would be sold for 'good' money, nowhere less than £5-6m really.

I reckon he'll actively look to sell Xisco and Enrique, and if any form of decent offer came in for Cacapa, Viduka, Carroll, Harper or Geremi, I reckon he'd sell them too. Anyone else he probably wouldn't sell unless it was a colossal amount of money or excellent deal.

I have now.

I dont normally post on here but to say play Lua Lua in Centre Midfield is absolute stupid.... 1 - He is no Centre Midfielder 2 - If he was who would sit and defend? He is a winger through and through, prob (and I have only seen him in training and playing for the reserves) a winger with no end product like Zog and Jonas.... before u speak think in future PIL(O)K He can play centre mid. Every time he's come off the bench for the first team, it was at centre-mid. He's played there numerous times for the reserves and U18's. Perhaps check your facts first, Chris Babbleboobhead? I don't see whats so funny? I've been to dozens of these fixtures (mainly reserves) and he's played in a central midfield position.

He was born in London and then brought up to Newcastle as a baby, something other people (and he) gloss over when describing him as a 'local lad, born and bred' etc. He isn't 'still young' ffs. He's had plenty of Premiership (and European) experience aqnd he's showing himself as simply not good enough. And here is proof: http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2176/frankentaylscopy2eo3.jpg http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/frankentaylscopy2eo3.jpg/1/w320.png

It's fine btw Stephen, just hope everything goes alright with the family. Fingers crossed, you might still be able to make it anyway. Priorities.