Pilko

I was jokingly going to suggest BD a few weeks ago but didn't press "post" as I thought he was too stupid and obscure to even take the piss about. :lol: I hear Dave Bassett is available too.

What an absolute Watford of a move.

What's Mevlut Erdinc up to these days?

Aye surely Gibbs must be on the move now

Most bullshit red card ever that one. He only went in late on Fletcher because some Mackem scrote was tugging his shirt and pulling him back in the first place.

Dean Richards and Steve Gohouri too.

Awful so so sad. RIP Cheik.

Surely we must be one of the last clubs to publish our retained and released lists this summer?

I wouldn't consider anything "done" until we see it on the official site, like. I sometimes think Charnley negotiating with foreign agents must be a bit like when Tommy and Gorgeous George go to buy the pikey caravan.

Why the fuck is Danny Webber doing the co commentary?

Carrick almost did a Pardew there. "I'd like to thank myself"

"Harry Rednapp" also

Scott Parker away at Charlton is the best NUFC one I can think of.

Because July 1st in when the window officially opens for you to able to register players. I think. You can still sign off and finalise a deal before then though, he just wouldn't become a Newcastle player until July 1. We've already announced Atsu before July 1 so no reason we couldn't announce this soon as it's done and dusted, the article will just say "Lejuene will become a Newcastle player on July 1". EDIT: We announced Cabaye on the 11th of June 2011, For example.

Was a Chiellini booking away from 300 bar. (Ronaldo to score 2 or more, BTTS, over 2.5 goals and Chiellini, Pjanic and Ramos to be carded)

Canyonero would be a good signing imo.

The transfer beacons are lit

Jerzy Dudek imo

I always liked the look of him. Hope he gets a chance in the cups and we give Sterry a good standard loan.

If there's an ounce of truth in Iheanacho being available for 20 mil, that's the transfer we should go all out to secure imo.

This has been like watching 2 bald men fight over a comb. Can we just have a 19 team Premier League? These are shite.

Aye you always got the impression that the summer scouting and signings "drive" started a week or two after the window opened. #wait

Imagine if we'd appointed some Scottish nobody last summer they'd have ridiculed us and rightly so.

Feel like you have to easily give it to Gayle up until end of January, at which point Ritchie took the mantle and literally dragged us through some games. Can see why it's such a close call on here tbh.

I bet if Coleman leaves he'll reverse it. Two or three caps in as many years, constantly going off to train with them but never getting on the pitch even in shitty friendlies? I'd probably jack it in too tbh.