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Wouldn't touch Sturridge like, unless it was a loan deal for a year or something. Far too much money to fork out on a player who never seems to be fully fit or motivated.

Probably ordered a pint of John Smith's the owld wrinkly wanker.

I had a fiver and was debating over Greece or Hungary to stick it on, both were 11/1. Obviously I went for the fucking Hungarians.

Taylor was still playing for the U21's when he was about 27, wasn't he? Milner anarl.

Please can someone remind me come January to vote for DJ_NUFC as worst football poster, just in case I forget? Cheers.

A Mackem season ticket holder enduring banjo and chips with Stifler? That must be one depressed bloke. Let's all chip in to buy the geezer some Prozac.

Why are you pissing your pants about him so much? He never got a run in the side due to a combination of injuries and McClueless not using him. Diame has a good game every 3 and Perez isn't suited to #10, so is Rafa going to go out and buy 2 or 3 new #10's this summer? I don't see why suggesting De Jong as part of the squad is so ridiculous to you. He's largely stayed fit this season and is clearly a decent player.

as if I'm getting stick for mentioning that it would be worth looking at De Jong again. He's undoubtedly a good player, and will never stay fit for season after season, but he's better than Perez and Diame in the no.10 role so it'd be crazy to just bin him off without a thought.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Rafa will have another good look at De Jong in the summer, especially *if* he can stay fit for the rest of this season. I get the impression that he quite rates him but just wasn't convinced by his ability to stay fit and play games.

I actually think Brighton are more likely to shit the bed and blow it than us or Huddersfield.

Wigan are a horrid little club, and well known for employing a range of absolute cunts. I'd take 1-nowt and a shite game, just get it won, get us 3 points closer to going up and them 3 points closer to the old Third Division.

Ryan Taylor re-signed for Port Vale and bagged the winner on his 2nd debut tonight. Can't help but hope the bloke can stay fit and have a couple more years in the leagues, like. Whatever you make of him as a player he's had some horrendous luck with injuries.

I'd like to think Bristol's point at SJP galvanised them onto that result. Nice work Rafa.

Surely if Huddersfield won or drew it would still be "must win", arguably even more so? I'd go Gamez, Hanley, Lascelles, Dummett across the back and start with Murphy for this. We should win, it's away and these under Zola are pish.

http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11883191.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/JS99521830.jpg "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

About time Huddersfield lost a game, like. Hopefully such a massive crushing defeat will really have them wobbling.

Think we'll edge this 1-2. Murphy at the double.

John Beresford tends to rock a turtle neck these days, like. Just makes him look like a Bond villain.

Costa FGS with Paddy. 4/1, tenner placed. Any Cheltenham tips Paully?!

Has to be the end of him as a manager at any level, that. A role as the backup to Alan Curbishley on selected second-rate football shows beckons.

Horrid little club is Norwich. Pardew will fit right in.

It's painfully obvious that the system he uses works really well away but is largely pish at home, unless we take the lead within 15 minutes. Not sure why he's so totally against changing it, like. It's cost us way too many points this season; we could virtually be mathematically up if we hadn't cocked up so many home bankers.

Had all 5 winners in the darts as an acca. Only put 2 quid on though so winnings of 33 quid.

Stuck all draws accumulator on in the 20.05 Europa games... needing a Gent comeback and the others to hold. 2-4 at present.