surely he can't win?
- Sits on the bench and eats pie: wins people money, looks shady
- Sits on the bench and doesn't eat pie: makes The Sun money, looks shady
What a complete load of bollocks. Yes, it's unprofessional that he's eaten a pie during a serious big match, and that's literally the only thing he should be told off for. Sacked for it, ffs. Our ex-manager headbutted a player and got a slap on the wrist and a fine.