Pilko

It's mint how we keep on losing and losing games and we've not turned to this bloke once for a start in the league since Wesr Ham (am I right?). Probably start the Arsenal game and then get hooked at half-time, nice scapegoat for our latest defeat to nil.

3-0, pair for Giroud and one for Koscielny.

Fancy us to nick this shitfest 1-0.

Mason probably still a bit groggy after getting pissed and crashing with Ian Beale and that lad in the car yesterday.

Just laying foundations for their annual great escape act, starting from the next derby game.

Gameweek 18 Stoke 2-1 Man Utd Aston Villa 1-2 West Ham Bournemouth 1-0 Crystal Palace Chelsea 2-0 Watford Liverpool 2-3 Leicester Man City 2-0 Sunderland Spurs 3-1 Norwich Swansea 0-0 West Brom Newcastle 0-2 Everton Southampton 1-1 Arsenal Gameweek 19 Crystal Palace 1-0 Swansea Everton 3-1 Stoke Norwich 0-1 Aston Villa Watford 1-1 Spurs West Brom 0-1 Newcastle Arsenal 3-2 Bournemouth Man Utd 1-0 Chelsea West Ham 2-0 Southampton Leicester 1-1 Man City Sunderland 1-2 Liverpool Gameweek 20 West Ham 1-2 Liverpool Arsenal 3-1 Newcastle Leicester 1-0 Bournemouth Man Utd 2-1 Swansea Norwich 1-1 Southampton Sunderland 0-0 Aston Villa West Brom 1-2 Stoke Watford 1-3 Man City Crystal Palace 1-2 Chelsea Everton 2-1 Spurs

Whilst I'd like to see what Darlow can do, you simply don't drop a player in Elliot's form (unless you're Pards)

Got Arsenal to lead at HT and fail to win at 8/1, so City had better fucking wake up and soon. That Giroud goal might be the killer like.

Simpson was probably the worst constant first-team regular we've had in the PL after Gouffran, and arguably Gutierrez.

"Claret and Who?"

Chelsea 2-0 Sunderland Everton 1-2 Leicester Man Utd 1-0 Norwich Southampton 0-0 Spurs Stoke 2-1 Crystal Palace West Brom 1-3 Bournemouth Newcastle 1-1 Aston Villa Watford 0-3 Liverpool Swansea 1-2 West Ham Arsenal 2-1 Man City

This should be three points home banker. 1-1

Jonas Olsson One of only three that I'd happily see break a limb. Along with Cattermole and Kelvin Henry.

Quite nice to have a manager who isn't an egotistical arsehole, regardless of whether he's actually any good or not.

On a diet so goes for a pie Mick Lowes has been on that diet for years, weight is simply melting off him.

Norwich 1-2 Everton Crystal Palace 1-2 Southampton Man City 3-0 Swansea Sunderland 0-1 Watford West Ham 2-1 Stoke Bournemouth 0-3 Man Utd Aston Villa 1-4 Arsenal Liverpool 2-0 West Brom Spurs 1-0 Newcastle Leicester 1-0 Chelsea

We need to see a performance with the same application and concentration that we saw versus the dippers; cos the Villa game will be huge. Some consistency going into that one is important. Not arsed about the result cos I see us getting turned over fairly easily. 2-0 Spurs IMO.

Tell you what, Skrtel can't be far behind Fatty Dunne in the Premier League OG list.

This is going to be a massacre.

Stoke 0-2 Man City Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland Man Utd 1-0 West Ham Southampton 4-1 Aston Villa Swansea 1-2 Leicester Watford 1-0 Norwich West Brom 0-1 Spurs Chelsea 2-0 Bournemouth Newcastle 1-5 Liverpool Everton 2-1 Crystal Palace

All about the spread with Liverpool this weekend IMO. to win -1 -2 -3 HT/FT win to nil win both halves Going to distribute £50 across those outcomes.

This is absolutely fucking outrageous. I'm so angry that I've put my foot through the computer screen and sent the club the bill.

Might be my favourite one ever that

Whenever he comes back into the team after a long absence he usually looks alright for a couple of matches. He can't be any worse than Coloccini is at the moment.

I feel sorry for him. How on earth is he supposed to progress when he's playing alongside someone with the pace of an episode of New Tricks?