Pilko

inspired.

HT: Portugal 0-2 Cape Verde can always rely on France, Italy and Portugal to fuck your internationals accumulator. The big triple.

Gibbs needs to blast that, shame cos it was a good move.

At least Roy has spotted how shite Jones has been at the base of the midfield and introduced Carrick.

It's like a team of Tesco deputy shift supervisors playing against a team of Tesco area managers, we just won't compete.

Piss poor, half-arsed defending from Jones like. One of the most overrated players about.

£5 on England win @ 2/1 £3 on Belgium, Turkey, Austria, Portugal and Ukraine @ roughly 10/1 £2 on BTTS: Holland/Spain, Italy/Eng, Argentina/Ecuador, Mexico/Paraguay, Peru/Venezuela @ 16/1

My recollection of Gutierrez that season was that he was piss poor for the first 10 or so games, then started to perform a lot better and generally did rather well, other than the game against Perch.

Ideal result would be a draw where we get fucking battered and fluke a goal, much like the 1-1 Milner game under Allardyce.

2-1 defeat, an obscure scorer for us. Janmaat perhaps, defenders love a derby goal.

Dyche, or Koeman, or Mourinho surely.

Those stats are incredible, good work

Went £2 on all of these: Arsenal -1 Arsenal -2 Arsenal -3 Arsenal HT/Arsenal FT Arsenal to win to nil Arsenal to score in both halves Arsenal to win both halves Stoke, Villa, Leeds, Preston - £2 to win £47.80 All the 3pm League 1 teams to score (18) - £2 to win £351

I'm going to do that exact same spread

gw 30 Man City 2-0 West Brom Aston Villa 2-1 Swansea Newcastle 0-3 Arsenal Southampton 2-0 Burnley Stoke 2-1 Crystal Palace Tottenham 1-0 Leicester West Ham 2-1 Sunderland Liverpool 0-0 Man Utd Hull 0-3 Chelsea QPR 1-1 Everton

Sherwood is a fucking bellend, but that's such a refreshing thing to read compared to Pardew, Carver, even Hughton wanting to "protect the young players by only playing them when I think they're ready" which actually translates as "I'd rather play senior pros out of position, allow these young lads to stagnate in the reserves and see them end up at Ashington by the age of 23".

The rate at which the current squad are dropping like flies, he should have been given some pitch time against Everton instead of Gutierrez after the red card, get his debut out the way. If it ends up we have to throw him in for the derby as his first game, then I only have to direct you to Dummett's first start at the SoL to suggest the sort of thing which could happen (or, if we're going retro about it, a Stevie Taylor vs. Bolton away special).

FWIW I wouldn't be so against Satka playing, but it'll blatantly set him back in the long term.

Yeah, it'd be a big tick in one of the boxes on the "Trainee Pardew Wannabe" application form if he plays Satka then hangs him out to dry in the press when we get tonked. Bonus points if he fails to criticise (or even praises) the "senior pros" who play even worse than the young lad on his debut.

I'm fairly confident the team will look like this: Krul R.Taylor Janmaat Willo Colback Sissoko Anita Obertan Gouffran Sammy Riviere Subs: Fat Shit, Satka, Cabella, Perez, Gutierrez, Armstrong, +1 (maybe Kemen, Roberts, etc)

It is, Shay is wearing Tim's "Hat FM" cap as well which is just fucking amazing. Was in tears at it earlier

Get the guitar, Shay :lol: fuck me that's incredible.

0-2 Giroud, Ramsey

Liverpool, a team full of likable individuals I can barely pick one ffs. Lambert seems like he might be alright, that's about it.