Pilko

Why don't you just watch it? I couldn't put up with that shit. Me neither. That big fat cunt and his leprechaun lickspittle have infuriated me for years with their shit commentary, but their constant support for Pardew and reluctance to criticise him in the slightest is absolutely inexcusable.

No less than four defenders on the bench ffs. :lol:

£10 on Swansea win (17/10) £5 on Swansea -1 (4/1) £3 on Swansea -2 (10/1) £7 on Swansea to nil (10/3)

What the fucking hell is that Dummett at centre-back?!

So we're going with the back five again? been copying fucking Poyet's notes.

If Remy doesn't start I will be lumping big on Swansea to nil.

I really want us to lose heavily to nil again.

Sounds like he's had a good year being Pardetoxed.

Good morale boost for them but realistically they need wins. This point won't do much.

a'tam

Ended up having to take the piss tbh, it's just utterly weird. "Oh look, we lost 3-0 against Sunderland at home again. It reminds me of that time that we beat them 5-1 at home. I have that familiar feeling of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING." Sounds like the fella in my avatar.

Shows how sackless Pardew is that he's apparently blaming Ben Arfa for everything etc and yet he still brings him off the bench when we're in our latest fine mess each week. If he's that shit, why include him at all? Fuckwit.

I caught the last 15-20 minutes of the first half on the radio and it speaks volumes that Gouffran was being talked up as having been really impressive by Prick Lowes and that addled tosser Ando.

It still didn't have enough room to list the other loss to the mackems this season. It was making reference to 2014 specifically, I think.

Coloccini did take a huge amount of flack in that relegation season and I do agree with Ronaldo to an extent that he was 'escape goated' (J.Anderson, 2014) and exposed thanks to pedestrian dickheads like Smith, Nolan, Butt and Geremi pissing about in front of him all season. He put in some shoddy performances that year but there was at least a dozen players who underperformed more than he did. As for now, he's obviously on the wane as a player and looks like he couldn't give a fuck on top. That said, he's still capable of posting decent showings, just at a far less frequent rate.

I kind of agree, like. I'd be gutted if Krul went, there's a few I'd be miffed to see go (Ben Arfa, Anita and Cabaye was one) and the rest I'd be ranging from slightly disappointed to fucking elated and everywhere in between.

Oh aye, get yourselves to Wembley. I proper fell over myself to go when Whitley Bay used to make the Vase final every year; nice to get there.

Ask Alan I bet he's got a few ideas. Instead of putting the tomato puree directly on the base where it's always been and is its customary position in the structure of a pizza pie, why not put the cheese there first and move the tomato puree on top into a new role? The little bit of parsley that goes directly in the middle would be out wide right anarl.

even the poor young lads aren't immune from this ridiculous notion of playing anyone with some modicum of centre-forward goalscoring ability on the wing.

WTF. They existed?! When? Are there any left? http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ca/d7/12/cad712453f4e769199583bd9c2ce3fa6.jpg You could get the ones with the little sausages on anarl. Think they stopped doing them circa 2000-2003 or so.

How did he do? Saw that he got on again.

I think this is nicely set up for the crowd to really turn in the Swansea game. We've had some pastings but mainly off the better sides (Sunderland, Swansea and arguably Southampton aside) - but if we get turned over by the Welsh mob I reckon we'll see a large portion of the crowd turn. I'm just worried that a win would cover it all up nicely for the cunt, hopefully Remy slips a disc or summat in midweek.

Who are these ten senior players? I count Sissoko, Remy, Debuchy, Sammy and Santon.

They are nailed on to lose their next three and you've got to assume that Cardiff, WBA, Norwich and Fulham will be picking up some points in that time. By the time they get to their 'winnable' home games it could well be all but over. I can't see them winning all three of them.