Pilko

Remember when he said Reading will stay up no problems after the away game because they kicked our arses?

It'll be on. No worries here.

That's cos the bloke that does Newcastle City is competent at his job and the bloke doing N.Tyneside is a massive, massive cunt. I know of them both.

I'm trying to work out what would be more 'typical NUFC': - Absolutely fucking horrible week in which the Colo rumours persist, our main striking target is snatched from us at the death and we look to be gazumped for another transfer deal by West Ham. We therefore manage, against all the odds, to fucking batter Reading at a canter and look like we're really making a proper fist of things. or - Absolutely fucking horrible week in which the Colo rumours persist, our main striking target is snatched from us at the death and we look to be gazumped for another transfer deal by West Ham. We limp to a pathetic draw/defeat to Reading to compound our misery and the fans turn on an increasingly scatty Pardew.

You couldn't make this shit up.

Tall or short he can't be any worse at centre-back than Williamson, even if he doesn't usually play there. I'd fancy Warwick Davis to do a better job than Iron Microphone Stand.

Absolutely laughable. I hope the cunts go straight back down. Would have Adkins at NUFC in a heartbeat.

Even if he's shit, it probably means Simpson is off now/the summer. Get in.

Sovereign state and all that.

We'll accept a megabucks bid from The Shed End to take Dave on deadline day, which will result in us recruiting the shortest member of LUFCtalk on a free transfer to replace him.

Did a Sporcle quiz last night of "highest PL scorers still currently playing in PL" and he's about 18th or something.

Hopefully he has a word with Michael Chopra and decides not to go there.

Paul Hartley's Beard

Does anyone know why they only named 6 subs last night?

He'll score against us at Loftus Road, absolutely nailed on.

I can't wait to fucking hear the dreaded "we'll go with what we've got" from Pardew.

NEEEEEEEXT

I guess you could say that if he's already changed his mind once (supposing he was on his way to NUFC), then he could well do it again. I fully expect him to sign for QPR, like.

I think us signing Remy before the Reading game (even if he didn't play) was the lift that the club, and the fans needed. We go into that game suddenly looking way short up front after we all thought he'd be signing.

The stupid prick had probably dialled the talking clock. http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/4/41/Fintstone_Phone.png/250px-Fintstone_Phone.png "Yabba Dabba Doo! I like talkin' to you!" http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5f2u8lOqK1r92ozto1_400.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/15/article-2262486-16F1F47E000005DC-924_306x464.jpg

Does anyone else get this feeling about the Remy deal? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oKTDHlkzmOc/TmDcFzBv7VI/AAAAAAAAAWA/zJqNV4MwO_A/s1600/eggs-basket.jpg

If Taylor and Cabaye start the game (and Cisse starts as a striker and not on the fucking wing) then we'll win imo.

Aye, good point. Maybe we shouldn't sign him, just in case that happens.