Ketsbaia

Oh man, I took these to the pinnacle of football on FM09. Sanchez, Inler, Quagliarella, Di Natale, Pepe, Zapata, Felipe, Motta, Laurito, Tissone and D'Agostino. Wish them the best of luck

This bit has me in stitches How kind of you to mention the bit-part players, Michael. They must be chuffed you remembered them.

Lunacy. Who exactly is Roman gonna replace him with? I forgot about all those world class managers currently available....

henrywinter Henry Winter Blackpool say they don't believe they are in Europa League via Fair Play. Decision made next week after refs/delegates' reports in.

Might crack open FM and see who Graham Carr recommends. Lets get into his mindset.

Did he stay on the pitch for too long? Did he stay on the pitch not long enough? Did he look tense or nervous? Did he look relieved to have finished here? Did he wave goodbye? Did he spit on a shirt and take a shit on it? ANSWERS DAMMIT, WE NEED THE ANSWERS!!!!! jajajajaja

Celebrate all they want (and they will) but they finished just one point above their newly promoted rivals. And in midtable, one point means nothing really. We've caught up with them in no time and while they'll be spending money just to stand still, we'll be adding more quality and depth to our squad. Then everything will be back to normal.

A bit downbeat because of our match/Wigan staying up, but those 2 hours were fucking marvellous. It lived up to the hype and it was a fascinating, dramatic afternoon. But to finish 12th is such a shame (although finishing above Bolton and Stoke is crazy). Nice to see Brum gone, bad for Blackpool and I just wish Wigan would get lost.

Fucking gutted. Wigan just need to stay down and get lost.

technically they're above us - but its one point, man. means virtually nothing. strange that despite everything, they actually got their top 10 finish.

Yep

Same here. Or Steven Defour.

Mine? Why?

A nice reception for him, then we impress him with this imminent international midfielder, then he comes to the table to negotiate. By this point, his wages are putting other teams off. He then concedes defeat and signs a new contract with us. Thats really our only hope

That front page is insane charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker Imogen had a cameo in Dead Set. She seems nice. We filmed her looking scared during a zombie attack, crying. Gigs like that are quite rare.

The vile, antifootball scum tallied 102 goals in the end. How dull.

FFT's preview: Newcastle v West Brom It’s a good thing Newcastle have one of the highest average attendances in the top flight this season, or fans might be tempted to go elsewhere on this exciting final day; there’s bugger all to keep them here. This match is so pointless, with so little riding on it, that even recounting the injury list seems a waste of time. But if you must know, Dorrans and Ibanez are unavailable for the Baggies, and Newcastle are without Nolan, Perch, Best, Gosling, Harper and Williamson. And Ben Arfa, obviously. He’s dead. What won’t happen: West Brom continue their resurgence with a final away victory to confuse Roy Hodgson further, who swears he keeps telling them not to win What will happen: Draw

http://cms.442.haymarketnetwork.com/contentimages/blog/PA-8818305.jpg Big Sam's face

Constant Thomas Banger

Using 'Set Nickname', my brother has just changed Giggs to CTB on FM

Only one league between MK Dons and Wimbledon now. Mental. And I can't believe Deportivo, West Ham, Sampdoria and possibly Monaco are going down. Wolfsburg nearly joined them.... EDIT: Deportivo vs Monaco was almost the 2004 Champs League final

And why would he do that?

This injunction situation is getting dangerous. Whoever is advising Giggs CTB has got it all wrong, because everyone knows its him and he should just man up and admit it now. Didn't an article say the player told his wife? That 'Streisand effect' link is spot on.....the longer he drags this out, the less likely it is to go away. Just admit it, Giggsy CTB-sy!

is that putting barton alongside tiote or dropping him ? Alongside. That means dropping Nolan, but its a squad game now so he'll get plenty of action. Pardew is after a winger so thats admitting that either Jonas is leaving or Barton will be shifted inside.