Ketsbaia

An exciting squad of all ages, with plenty of potential. Handled well, we could be brilliant but I know I don't trust the people in charge. This summer really could go either way.

This is consistently the best thread on the forum. That Wolves pic

Rondon, Ba, N'Zogbia, Larsson, Douglas, Van Aanholt

No way will it only be £6m. Not a chance.

40-40-39-39-39 Jesus fucking Christ

Haven't seen any of this but can't wait for MotD2 tonight. Seriously - with that front 6 and without Tiote - how the hell did we do that? I'm sitting here stunned. That Chelsea kit is minging, mind.

Can't stop laughing

Wigan win. Blackpool lose. Wolves and Blackburn draw. Birmingham draw. So that relegates Blackpool and Birmingham, whilst Wigan unfortunately stay up.

Nice to see N'Zogbia do his annual, end of season Superman impression for Wigan. Bloody brilliant player, but I fear his price just shot up again.

What a match, what an afternoon and what a dramatic final day it will be. I honestly can't wait. 'Survival Sunday' was good a few years back but this could be better. Glad to see Wham go, but gutted that Wigan have a chance. Especially as I think they'll get something at Stoke, while Blackpool lose and the other three draw. Sampdoria going too Honestly man, what a day.

C'mon West Ham. C'mon Spurs (ergh) and C'mon Arsenal. .....all for NUFC reasons, of course

Fucking hell

We don't have to finish above the mackems this time. The fact that we're newly promoted and will finish right by them is a victory in itself. Kinda.

Manset is absolutely awful.

Heston Blumenthal's a talented bloke, like. Never thought I'd see him managing Reading. Out of the frying pan and into the dugout.

I hope Jose gets obsessed with bingo and this dirty hobby keeps him in the North East - home of the bingo.

OptaJose Opta Sports 63% - Barcelona's lowest possesion in a Liga BBVA match this season came at Racing on the opening day of the season. Controlled.

If I ever hear Roger Tames' voice again, I'm gonna go on a rampage in Tenerife.

Will that make them Cheick-mates?

So no Routledge, Tiote, Smith, Nolan, Gosling or Ben Arfa. Is Guthrie ok? This game could get embarassing.

That ST offer is very clever. Several clubs have tried unique offers, but Hartlepool's is right up there.

Collison is good but he's been injured.

They have an uncanny ability to out-shit themselves

Fucking hell. So what exactly is the point of it now?

He won't quit. But if, in theory, he has.....it's been timed so Redknapp can take it. Taken Spurs as far as he can, no Europe, maybe having to sell key players because of that etc.