Ketsbaia

The thought that people like them exist in this country, never mind so close to home, sickens and horrifies me. Look at his face, man....LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!!!!

Awww man, I'm really getting my hopes up now. Its an extra reason to hope Wigan go down, and Sewelly's idea of chucking in Routledge is good. The idea of adding N'Zogbia and Rondon to our weaponry is drool-worthy. And given the choice between us and Sunderland, he'd pick us, just like 80% of players would.

Zog is a great player and if he's matured, I'd love him back at the right price (nothing £10m+). And he'd definitely want to come back.

Nolan not playing isn't really a problem at Chelsea because its those games where he becomes a passenger. Obviously Tiote will be hugely missed. Has it been confirmed if Routledge can play? Unfortunately, I don't think theres an alternative to Barton playing in the centre. Personally, I'd love to see Ferguson get a game. Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Enrique Routledge Barton Smith Jonas Ameobi Lovenkrands BENCH: Harper, Tavernier, R Taylor, Ferguson, Tiote, Ranger, Kuqi

Fugazi, you're a hero

Apparantly he's been playing for 15 years and has played in all 4 leagues, as well as his country. One day when I'm especially bored I might piece together the clues.....

Same. It's almost like Ferguson at Man United (although not quite). Seems like he's making way for Ganso though. Evolution time at Milan.

'The Player' column (penned by an anonymous player) in this months FourFourTwo said most players absolutely resent fans and wonder why they should bother listening to an angry man that has achieved nothing like this in their life. Basically, we think we know football but we really don't. An interesting viewpoint; just remember that the next time you bump into Nile, Shola, Kevin or even Jose......he probably already hates you.

So is Mexes. Also, Callejon and Sahin are off to Real Madrid, Toprak is off to Leverkusen and Albin is going to Espanyol. Lets nail a couple of players down ASAP.

This is where some early summer signings are needed. Reports said lately that we were deep in negotiations with some players so maybe in the few weeks after the season ends we can announce something (Callejon, Taiwo, Mexes, Albin, Sahin, Toprak etc have already been announced).

Some interesting twists in this saga recently. Liverpool are hesitant, he's determined to stay in England, speaks passionately about Newcastle, he wants to see who we buy but we're pushing for an answer before he can do. Not sure how this is going to go now. If in doubt, stay pessimistic

:mackems: Where to begin? Each line is excruciatingly funnier than the last. It's too much, man. :mackems:

That Inter home top is lush.

We are so lucky to experience Ronaldo and Messi at the same time. So, so lucky.

Definitely.

First match is Man United (a), Sunderland in November & April, Wigan (a) on Boxing Day and a difficult away day to end the season. Probably.

Luckily theres a scenario where nobody is happy: Spurs get 5th (Harry geet loves that Europa!!) and Liverpool miss out on Europe. And the opposite is now happening....

The Giggs stuff is still on here though, isn't it?

Honestly, Rondon is exactly what we need. And he's a very realistic, affordable target.....he has to be near the top of the list!

We'll know more about his intentions during the lap of honour after the West Brom game. All from the N-O Body Language department will need to be on call.

The fact that Pardew has even mentioned dropping him means theres no going back. He knows it'd be silly not to.

That would be class!

I hope Spurs win at Anfield, thats how bad its getting!

Tiote