Doctor Zaius

Fucking howay the lads!

Going to this. Might well be the closest I get to a cup final. Absolutely cant wait.

hahahah i fucking love nufc.

4-3-3 please. lets go for this.

Tiote rarely ever strikes a ball cleanly.

This fucking Scottish Commentator is a fucking mong like. Massive prick.

Giving the ball away far too easily.

Was gonna lay Newcastle 4-1 Ba Anytime scorer, but with having them in my double, I figured I'd be asking for a kick in the teeth. Also went with: Real Sociedad Levante Utrecht Schalke 6.25/1

oh dear

Swindon Newcastle Double.

Had a look at Concordia and followed this. Made a tidy profit. Went for a Verona Monaco double. Monaco have won their last 5 and are looking unstoppable with a new manager. Looking good value at 2.90 aswell.

Hi Zaius, basically, it's not a betting system and it doesn't pick winners. It's just a tool to allow you to compare, in a consistent mathematical way, the form and odds of games that you might be considering betting on and to rank them according to probability and value. Getting the statistical bugs out of it to make it more predictive would take hundreds of hours of data analysis and I just don't have the time. Aside from which, the bookies have whole teams of maths prodigies working on the same thing 24/7 - attempting to beat them would be a fool's errand. To use it, just input the match dates, times, teams, forms and odds of games you're interested in where indicated on the spreadsheet, and use the probability and value indices to inform your decisions. Or not, as the case may be. Aye I think Ive got the hang of it. Canny little tool for something you knocked up yourself mind.

How on earth does your bet calculator work bob? You never thought of taking some time to refine it then possibly uploading it to a website? Might be a chance to make some money like.

Dont want Gameiro. Too similar too Cisse. IF Ba goes, which I dont think he will, Id rather we signed a hard working winger type forward to compliment our front 3. In the Craig Bellamy mould. But definitely not Craig Bellamy.

Hope he's not fucking mortal again. Made a tit of himself last time giving the opposition fans grief.

Pretty sure he missed a horrific open goal at SJP for WBA in the championship season Nothing player.

What does Blackburn have to do with it? Does it really fucking matter?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-17731510 Thats an interesting read like. The other fella brought her back to the hotel so surely he's equally, if not more guilty? How does this even work? In that it says she started getting it on with the other lad, surely if shes too drunk to consent for one, shes too drunk to consent for the other? Given that she cant remember a thing, how the hell has one been sent down and the other not? Bizzare. Must admit it doesnt sound at all right mind.

How do you vote more than once?

It'd be the stuff dreams are made of to finish 4th mind. Sadly, I cant see it. 5th it will be.

Christian Eriksen? Really?

Is it still there?

That whole era was gash man. Damien Duff, Babayaro, Amdy Faye, Nicky Butt, Craig Moore. All fucking turbo shit.

Dunno why Dyer is in anyone's combined team at centre mid like. No doubting his ability but he wasnt consistent enough to warrant a centre midfield slot under SBR for a prolonged period hence why he was pushed out to the wings/upfront, thus causing him to have a strop.

Got to be a bit of an ego boost though.