Doctor Zaius

Are you actually Pete Doherty? You have this nervous, paranoid, schizo way about you, that I imagine you might just be. Eh? Whats so wrong about what I havesaid? It's now looking, like we're not going to get another striker in, something we've been crying out for since January. It's not like we've needed to sell in order to get funds to buy one either. It's fucking pathetic man, and there's absolutely nothing paranoid, schizo or at all nervous about it. Mong.

Nah definitiely cant see anything now. Fucking disgrace mind that we havent wrapped up a deal for a striker by now like. Had we even bid for Cisse prior to the last few days. Fucking lunacy man.

I honestly cant see us managing to get anyone in except for a loan or something.

30 years old. I think that pretty much rules him out. Free transfer apparently. Kuqi type signing. Flying in for a medical as we speak is what im hearing.

Im hearing we're in for Zlatan Muslimovic from PAOK, anyone heard anything similar?

Harper wont ever leave. Pretty sure he'll remain on the coaching staff once his playing time comes to an end.

Fucking hate 2 phones me like

Would you genuinely be confident in Sodeberg if Krul gets injured now? No but I've got confidence in Harper if Krul gets injured. Even then, if both happen to get injured, we should have put a recall clause in Fosters loan deal as opposed to wasting money.

Still dont understand this one like? Hope Pardew isnt just bringing him in because he fancies a bit of his wife like.

Next Alessandro Pistone? Nah, Im not going to lie, I know very little about the guy other than he's class on FM. Literally cant be arsed reading the thread but, wouldnt mind the opinion of some watchers of Italian football who know a little bit about the guy?

http://www.twitvid.com/BQ1V1 Love this mind.

Rumour doing the rounds like, apparently on twitter. And on RTG. Doubt it myself like.

Demba Ba out?

Aye whats this borehole craic all about?

I'm thinking it can't be much more, as the club did allow us to talk to the player, and so they likely felt we were somewhat close to their valuation. I would imagine, anyway. Unless ofc, they didnt let us talk to him at all and we've been a bit naughty here...

Officially shitting myself now like

Just fucking sign him before Sunderland man!

Bournemouth can fuck off like. Evens aswell. Tossers.

West Ham Crawley Leeds Bournemouth Notts County.

1-0 defeat.

Famous 3 Kings right next to West Kensington tube, not really a Newcastle pub as such but has every game on and always get a few Geordies in there watching. How do they do that though if the game's not being shown live? Do they use a feed from a foreign satellite? Is that legal? Yeah loads of places do it. I know of at least 3 places in my town that show every single NUFC game like. Not legal at all but thankfully the law seem to turn a blind eye towards it. Probably because half of them get in these places to watch NUFC like

Whats with the love for Eboue that the Arsenal lot seem to have?

Interesting post. Sounds to me like you're the one who is panicking though, and "gathering" all sorts of ideas out of thin air! I know the dude is over 6ft and black, but that does not equate to being like Ba and Shola! Not at all. From what has already been described of him and what i've seen on Youtube, he seems to be a big strong lad who's main attributes are based around his phsyical prescence and aerial ability. Much like Shola and Ba. He's certainly not the type of player we've tracked all summer i.e Erdinc, Gervinho and Gamerio. Unless of course, you've seen a great deal of him and can tell me otherwise rather than assuming im plucking ideas out of thin air?

Looks like he's on his way then. Hatem Ben Arfa style.

From what I can gather it looks a similar type of player to Ba and Shola. Which is probably the resason why we haven't already bid for him. From the players we've been linked with/bid for, it certainly looked like we were after a little nippy striker to play alongside Ba, this guy doesnt really fit the bill. One might even suggest this looks like a bit of a panic buy. But none the less, he scored 15 goals last season and the season before, still relitively young and he's a striker. Something we're absolutely desperate for. Hope it comes off like, even if its out of sheer desperation for a striker with more ability than fucking Lovenkrands, Shola andBest.