Doctor Zaius

Hasn't got the stamina or work rate to play in the centre of midfield. He's totally inept there, all of his good performances for us have came when he's been playing in the hole behind a lone striker. If Hughton's going to go 4-4-2 away then, unless he goes with a diamond, there is no point in playing Kevin Nolan.

I dont think we've played well away from home since we beat pompey 3-0 last season.

Pompey beat Southampton 4-1.

Alan Smith, Danny Guthrie, Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan are total fucking liability's and have been for a good fucking while now.

What a dreadful game. Dean Saunders can shut up too. Useless cunt.

Wimbledon? Nah they just moved to a stadium miles away, changed their name colours and badge. Despite a total transformation they're still the same company that was trading under the name Wimbledon FC.

Has a professional club ever disbanded so that they physically no long exist in England before? Hasnt this happened in Italy before with Fiorentina before? what happened with those?

They should get that bloke who sounds like Jo brand in, Gerald Krasner i think he's called. He always manages to save clubs. As for Leeds, I dont think they were in as much of a bad as a situation Pompey were in halfway through the season. They really started to go into the mire towards the end of the season/the start of their first season in the CCC where they were the Football leagues problem, not the Premier League.

they own the fiwtures...do they own the results ? ooh shit. Didnt think if the results were copyright. Are they?

Final scores if anyone cares. England - Premier League 21:54 February 9 FT Manchester C. 2 - 0 Bolton W. FT Portsmouth 1 - 1 Sunderland FT Wigan Athletic 1 - 1 Stoke C. FT Fulham 3 - 0 Burnley England - League Championship 21:54 February 9 FT Cardiff C. 2 - 0 Peterborough U. FT Coventry C. 1 - 0 Nottingham F. FT Derby County 3 - 0 Newcastle U. FT Leicester C. 0 - 0 Doncaster R. FT Preston North End 2 - 1 Sheffield U. FT Sheffield W. 2 - 0 Blackpool FT Watford 2 - 0 Bristol C. FT West Bromwich A. 2 - 0 Scunthorpe U. FT Crystal Palace 0 - 1 Swansea C. FT Middlesbrough 2 - 1 Barnsley FT Queens Park R. 1 - 2 Ipswich T. FT Reading 2 - 1 Plymouth Argyle

Ridiculous.

I know he's not universally liked from the Sunderland fans. I remember last time the thick cunt appeared on MOTD, he ended his piece saying "well at least we're above the geordies now" Forgetting that MOTD went out on a sunday when we'd won ad were sill above them.

See, i find this such a daft thing when i chat to people who are the same age as me. How can you start following Newcastle in 1997 and your favourite player not be Shearer? Shearer was my f***ing life man. I mean i loved Batty and Pearce as a little'un around that time cos they were nails, but i mean, they were divisions below the big man. Not having a go btw, just find it funny. I honestly have no idea, it's quite strange tbh. It's Probably because I liked playing as a goalkeeper. When my dad took me to buy my first Newcastle shirt he tried to persuade me to get the home top with Shearer on the back but I was having none of it. I wanted the keeper top with Hislop on the back. I was gutted when he left too, i think i had a bit of an obsession with him.

Despite Clemmit being a cretin I don't actually mind this.

Basically from birth. Doubt my dad would have let me support anyone else. First game was in 97, the Stevenage Borough replay in the FA cup, cant remember anything about the game other than my favourite player, Shaka Hislop was playing.

So what's drunk and in charge then? I know a lad that got done for drink driving for sleeping in his stationary car.

Definitely.

I have no choice but to leave my seat early on midweek games. I normally go and stand down at the bottom until the final whistle. If I stop until the end then I miss the bus and have to wait an hour on my own in the freezing cold for the last one.

They'll nick it now. Knew it would happen.

1-0 down. Diame (nope me niether) With the goal. I reckon the c***s will nick a point like.

Smith "back" for Derby but Colo is still out.

Neville should surely have been goal side there imo.

Would love Everton to nick this!

Everything seems to be embarrassing these days. In future we should all sit down and not sing or clap to make sure further shameful embarrassment is avoided.

I feel sorry for him at times. Isolated is the correct word. Sometimes, when we play away and all we do is whack balls forward for him there is little he can do. Half the time you've got our midfield picking the ball up deep and hitting it long towards Carroll who is 9 times out of 10 up there on his own. Carroll is definately a palyer who works best in a 4-4-2 formation tbh, when he's ghot someone feeding off him.