themanupstairs

Not enough goalscoring fret maybe?

The risk of bringing him off the bench lies in that he might try to do everything on his own, especially if England need a goal. In his inexperience that might be detrimental to the team. Starting him will give him time to settle his nerves and get into the game. Just saying like.

Needs an airing on every page dammit

Can Henderson play right back? Johnson is awful IMO. If Henderson can play RB it would free up a spot for Barkley in that midfield.

That's just beautiful man

Fuck off all these club owners with common sense! Stability & Consistency is the name of the game. You will all see when fat mike finally backs Al Pards with the funds, we will stick out like a sore thumb.

Anyone taking the piss out of Levy is a good bloke in my mind.

BEIN Sport end of season montage not showing a single NUFC moment.....apart from the Al Pards headbutt. That's what we've been reduced to.

Thankful to Al Pards and Rotund Mike that these jammy twats didn't win the title. #6moaryeers.

God how I hate Ian fucking Woan and Graham fucking Fenton

169/171 The one I didn't get were down to spelling. Beharall and Papavasiliou.

bimpy and gimp

On a banner and take it to Anfield. Coat. Got.

144

We don't know anything for a fact. The one thing we can actually speculate about is that most probably our squad isn't enjoying their football, at all. They can't be enjoying the way we play, or the defeats, and the manner they have come in. Negativity in the squad will lead to squabbles and finger pointing, especially when that squad is led by an impostor like Pardew. We don't have a clear and defined project or philosophy governing our actions as a club, or the football we play. Selling a significant member of the team without replacing him will also add to that. At the same time, AP doesn't select his starting line-ups based on footballing merit or form, but rather on good behaviour it seems. The inconsistency in his selection and subsequent dropping of HBA/Marveaux/Cisse/MYM doesn't make sense when you see him desperately stick with out-of-form Gouffran, Ameobi, Coloccini or Sissoko (at one time). Ultimately it is Pardew's responsibility to manage the dressing room be that directly or through his club captain Coloccini, and he has clearly failed miserably in doing that.

27/50

Any good? Heard a lot of him, but he's played like 20 games in his career. Seen a lot of him? Heard he's supposed to be the next big belgian thing. He's raw but will be a good player. Seen bits of him. He's tiny. My HBA comparison was a little off... he's somewhere between a Hatem and Walcott. He the little chap at PSV?

Noa's article should be getting some love here too. Very well put sir! Before I read it, I imagined it to be a scathing attack on an ex-player, but your points come across very well without having to do what most of Pardew's supporters do trotting out the "just because" line. Good read.

wtf

155/210

Met Van Dijk when I was visiting Groningen. Built like a tank. EXACTLY the kind of player we should be signing IMO.

NPW Re: Moncur's comments.. Who did I expect us to finish ahead of? Everybody! That includes Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, and any other f***er that stands in our way of being champions. I also expected us to win the champions league!! Or at least reach the final!! FFS man, what the f*** is wrong with ambition? Yeah I know we're s***, and I know Pardew is s***, I know we don't spend, I know our squad is lacking etc... But I started this season like I start every season. To support the team in the aim of finishing the season as champions and winning every competition we enter. This "where did you expect us to finish" lark is a post-modern NUFC cliche. Seems like a significant chunk of our fanbase has finally convinced themselves that they ARE deluded having been told time and time again by the southern press/fans of other clubs. Watching an entire season revolve around dampened expectations has been the near-death of this club. Madness.

fuck off bimpy you lovely poet

Sign all the Taylors!!

So f***ing polite, though. Just so nice. I get the feeling that Bulflong Mince is one of those guys who feels uneasy about walking along the pavement in case he kills any of the microscopic bugs on the ground. reminds me of Butters off Southpark