Jill

My main motivation for picking Derby is that my stepsister supports Forest and the idea of both them and Leicester going up will have them seething.

Derby

GW34 Crystal Palace 1-1 A.Villa Fulham 0-0 Norwich Southampton 2-0 Cardiff Stoke 1-0 Newcastle Sunderland 1-2 Everton West Brom 2-3 Tottenham Liverpool 1-1 Man City Swansea 0-1 Chelsea Arsenal 2-1 West Ham Everton 1-0 Crystal Palace Man City 3-0 Sunderland

Ron

'Chris Houghton' is trending on Twitter.

grease pls

BT Sport have fucking loved showing Hertha, they've been on nearly every week.

Same £1.06 for me, big spender.

You cruel bastard.

£1.50 - Forest, Brentford, Wolves, Rochdale & Chesterfield £1 e/w: Rocky Creek Big Shu 50p e/w Buckers Bridge

Edit... FFS. It's not worth going back a page to see what I was puking at.

You know what. I read things like this now and feel like they could actually come from the moron's mouth. Me too.

I'm not even sure I can be arsed with my traditional pre-match pints, so there's about 25% of my liveliness gone already.

She's lovely, but also Canadian.

Gameweek 33 Man City 2-0 Southampton A.Villa 0-0 Fulham Cardiff 1-1 Crystal Palace Hull 1-0 Swansea Newcastle 0-3 Man Utd Norwich 1-0 West Brom Chelsea 2-1 Stoke Everton 2-3 Arsenal West Ham 0-2 Liverpool Tottenham 2-1 Sunderland Amazed to see I'm in an alright position in the table, thought I'd had a few awful weeks.

Sure I saw Mbabu walking through Eldon Square on Saturday.

Naturally won when I hadn't posted in here. Scouse double, just a small stake though.

I think I just want to delete the entire thing but I always manage to catch the replay in the morning without meaning to.

I went for a run after the third goal.. to Morrisons.. on a Saturday afternoon.

When you put it like that.. fucking hell.

This is gash.

Ben Arfa and Haidara Hope to fuck we don't need to bring on (m)any subs.

I've been wanting to avoid this all week yet the minute I woke up this morning and saw loads of people on Facebook and Twitter on about setting off I got a massive pang of jealousy and now I wish I was going.

Derby, QPR, Leyton Orient & Preston