Jill

£1.00 Man City 3-1 50p Newcastle DNB 50p anytime own goal

I think that's the shortest time I've followed someone for before turning off their retweets.

Oh well, looks like this season will go about as well as the last one did.

Enjoyed that match.

Mignolet's done his homework.

His voice is just fucking horrible.

It's not finished yet, Fatem Ben Arfa is still running.

How come? Is that one of those miss out by 1 out of 5 accas and you'd get your money back kinda bet? Just said that if your Premier League "acca" of 5+ loses they'll refund the bet to use next weekend.

Mine's arrived.. the postman appeared to have ripped open the envelope for a peek and then just decided to post it anyway. height=300https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRzuH-rCUAASh5A.jpg[/img]

£1 - West Brom Sunderland/Fulham draw Arsenal West Ham Norwich (refunded ifwhen it loses, with Paddy Power) Returns £63.47 £2- Burnley QPR Barnsley York Returns £32.71

http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/cliff.jpg

No sign of mine yet.

1-0 would be way better for my health. That Arsenal game nearly killed me.

I was just humming that.

Well someone has to finish bottom and it might as well be me. GW1: Liverpool 2-0 Stoke City Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa Norwich 1-1 Everton Sunderland 1-2 Fulham West Brom 0-1 Southampton West Ham 3-1 Cardiff City Swansea 0-1 Man Utd Crystal Palace 1-2 Tottenham Chelsea 3-0 Hull City Man City 3-0 Newcastle Chelsea 2-1 Aston Villa

Ashton Eaton (decathlete) & Danny Simpson http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/E/Ashton-Eaton-20929019-1-402.jpg http://nowmagazine.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11140/000020022/d0b8_orh480w360/Danny-Simpson.jpg

I think I'd be happy enough if we managed a goal.

I don't really like it.

To identify who needs the 'MUG' tattoo across their foreheads.

This badge is gold, was it black last year? Ours just got binned straight away so I can't remember.

One out of our two has arrived today. Mine is the one that hasn't, although I did receive the Man City tickets yesterday despite not being the one that applied for them.

£15 / £5 Cash turnstiles will be open from 4.30pm on Saturday afternoon and will be located at: 17,18 - Leazes Stand Middle Tier 31,32 - Leazes Stand Middle Tier 54,55 - Gallowgate Stand Middle Tier 64,65 - Gallowgate Stand Middle Tier

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Someone borrowed ours to use at a curry place and said the restaurant had never heard of it. He brought the website up and they were going crazy wanting to know how they got listed on there. Never even tried to use it myself.

I was just taking this as a bit of a lighthearted thread for the season and it's become a boring fucking debate already.