Jill

''Hi Shola'' "....take that fucking wig off, will you?"

I'm going with Williamson too. From a corner. Probably be Ben Arfa though.

£95 It's not a good photo of the couple and it's not the most flattering photo of the lass on the far right and the gentleman in the farmer jacket on the left of the hatted fella.

Gaah. Rubbish. Can't even be arsed to select a scapegoat.

Looking forward to this now, just been past a car covered in Blackpool merchandise. I'd forgotten how awesomely orange they are.

That's fucking brilliant. I refuse to believe Shane Ferguson is any older than 10 years.

Eeew.

Ugggh, I've been doing repossession sales all day, why did I read this thread.

RIP, remember my dad talking about him.

George Graham had to be in with a shout. My mackem brother-in-law phoned me to say 'big Joe's got your fucking job' and I instantly though he meant Joe Royle, that would have been bad enough but Joe Kinnear man. I'll never forget the belly-laugh he let out when he told me it was indeed Kinnear. I heard someone saying Newcastle had appointed Joe Kin... (then he wandered off so I couldn't hear the rest of the conversation). I'm sat there wondering who the hell Joe King is for a good few minutes, then ended up checking on here or something and finding out it was him. Kinnear literally never crossed my mind, even when I'd heard most of his name.

It is a bit of a funny shape, now I think about it. Soz Perchy.

Is the right answer. Nee eye candy these days like.

Basically.

How grimly predictable.

Don't know much about the game as I was out for a meal but pleased with the result. Got some funny looks celebrating in the Three Mile Inn bar when we equalised as it was only possible to see the end of the ground name on the left hand side - 'ux' - so a few people hadn't realised yet.

Preston at home. But it'll probably be Chelsea (A).

I think we'll lose by a narrow margin. Would be very happy with a draw.

All he needs to know are words like ball, goal, offside, foul, red/yellow card, get him!, get the ball away! shooooot... not too hard to learn on a few hours flight. "MAN ON!"

I don't know why but this really made me laugh. Also, I can imagine Bannatyne saying it on Dragons' Den. And for that reason, Shola should be out.

What the fuck.

Yep.

Yup. Shite.

Only got a couple of daft £1 ones on tonight, 2-0 to us and I did have Shola first scorer & 3-0 but obviously that's now out the window.

Was just about to berate him for shooting.