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I wish one of these cunty Chinese clubs would offer £75m for one of our players, just so Ashley has a heart attack and slumps in chair like Chris Feather.

That picture of McClaren from Wednesday night :lol:

Written in the stars

but then again Porto was the biggest (or at least one of the biggest clubs in Portugal) portuguese club at that time. I am talking about a mid-/ or lower table club without a lot of money to spend. I mean his Porto team was: P. Ferreira, Costinha, Deco, Conceicao, McCarthy, Derlei, Maniche, Bosingwa just to name a few. And how many of those players were either nobodies, bench warmers or signed from mid table Pourtegese clubs for peanuts when Mourinho showed up? I think winning the Champions League with Benni McCarthy as one of your lead strikers is an achievement in itself. Also, outside of Deco and the one's who followed Mourinho to Chelsea, how many of that squad actually achieved anything after 2005? Edgaras Jankauskas went on to win the Scottish Cup with Hearts you mad cunt.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160201/0b0e66bca23bd70bb2f2210fbc8c1121.jpg "Cheers fella"

GSRD - Gosforth Senior Retirement Division

Absolutely. Regardless of Doumbia's lack of Premier League experience, we've signed a striker rather than putting all our eggs into a Berahino shaped basket. Fair play to the club, it must be said.

This is amazing news!

Danny Murphy is a massive gob-shite (one of the worst "pundits" going IMO), but in this instance, he's right isn't he? I suppose you could argue both cases. On one hand, we're in the bottom three at this stage of the season, on the other, is there not a question that he could back his own ability to score the goals to keep us up?

I think that's why his medical is taking so long, they'll be doing that and still counting them. The rings. Inside his leg.

Travelling up to Berwick for a medical

I think there's a chance. Their signing of Dembele fell through so they'll be in the market for a striker...

Great job, Stifler

Probably chopping his leg off and counting the rings on the inside to see how old he is. I think he just said that, Stif. To be fair, I think Stifler meant that our medical team were counting the rings inside his leg to verify his age, whereas BottledDog was actually saying that our medical team were counting the rings inside his leg to verify his age.

He's basically Haidara what? He's basically Haidara

Felt compelled to re-visit the Minala thing just now. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/75166000/jpg/_75166731_484779357.jpg How has he manage to convince a huge club like Lazio that he's 17 for goodness sake!?

http://www.africatopsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/250002480-300x300.jpg 28 He makes Joseph Minala look like a toddler.

Early bath for Marc Hottiger

Signed from Burnley marra

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Out of interest, what is it he's right about? You might well agree with him, but that doesn't make him right

I rarely post on here but browse the forum from time to time. I have to agree, some of the tripe people post on here is laughable. Why don't you both fuck off then? Calm down, handbag. Calm as fuck mate, just got nee idea why you'd bother wasting your time on here if that's your view Holy shit, are you for real? Are we not allowed an alternative view? [emoji38] Really really obvious that's not what I'm saying like, I'm referring to you saying everyone on here is negative as fuck and basically talk wank. If I thought that about the forum I wouldn't post on it or read it, hence the advice to fuck off. Did you read my original post? I keep an eye on here as it's a good place to monitor our transfer rumours, to follow match days etc. It's not a bad place at all. The cliquey nature of some of the posters is pure mental at times though.

Oh, naturally. God forbid anyone forms an opinion that's not in keeping with the 'regulars' on N.O. [emoji38] It's got nothing to do with being a regular, we don't need a big lump up front - we need someone with pace who will hassle opposition defenders and make stuff happen higher up the pitch. I expect that to be obvious to anyone with eyes. Fair enough, your opinion will be seen as valid by a lot of posters I'm sure. My opinion is that, certainly in our current predicament, we actually need a striker who can stick the ball in the back of the net, whether he's a 'big lump' or 'someone with pace who can hassle opposition defenders'. If we indeed had the latter, but he couldn't score goals himself, we're fucked.

I rarely post on here but browse the forum from time to time. I have to agree, some of the tripe people post on here is laughable. Why don't you both fuck off then? Calm down, handbag. Calm as fuck mate, just got nee idea why you'd bother wasting your time on here if that's your view Holy shit, are you for real? Are we not allowed an alternative view? :lol:

Oh, naturally. God forbid anyone forms an opinion that's not in keeping with the 'regulars' on N.O. :lol: