Dr.Spaceman

Trippier leaving Newcastle gives massive Cody leaving AEW vibes

I think I'd genuinely rather be in the office this morning than on my way to Japan to watch some friendlies on a budget tighter than Tony the Tramp's last big shop.

Nah, all of our Youtubers are absolutely awful, rather we had none and left it to Luke & the boys for our 'fix'

Some right sad cunts camping out at the training ground like

Yep, zero point in your existence other than to serve Man City. Is it right that both those clubs would be unable to compete in the same Euro comp as Man City as well?

Imagine being a Troyes or Girona fan, it must be incredibly frustrating being used like this.

I'd have agreed 6 or 7 years ago but the likes of Foden, Mainoo and Wharton haven't been loaned out and they've turned out okay. We just need to start giving our youngsters minutes in games that we've already won after 70 mins. Something myself and others have criticised Eddie Howe for when he's brought on Matt Ritchie instead of Lewis Hall or one of the other youngsters on the bench.

Don't expect me to read beyond the headline, it's 2024 ffs

It was rejected

I wonder if Spain did this before they hired the guy who just won EURO 24 for them. Or Italy for whoever managed them to EURO 2020. It's so ostentatious, just hire someone good and win something, it doesn't matter how we get there

Genuinely not bothered given we brought in Mitchell, even 3 million is a bonus. We won.

An important salary

I don't think we should turn our noses up at loans, it's a good way to pause spending during this bullshit 3 year PSR nonsense.

Toney's asking price has massively reduced hasn't it? He'll surely be on the move soon and will be a good signing for most teams in the PL. If Wilson is going I'd 100% have him here as his replacement.

Fucking hell

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It's actually in New Castle, which is a small mining town a couple of hours north of Nodnol Easy mistake to make

The Leazers Park Get fucked man.

Hope for a lunge? That's a new one

Those red tops are class.

I've completely switched off from all transfer rumours relating to NUFC like. Soon as you see words like monitoring you know the article means absolutely fuck all. The amount of players we've already been linked with is absolutely insane as well, clearly a tactic from within the club to provide enough of a smokescreen for our real targets. I look forward to seeing someone random unveiled within the next few weeks that absolutely no journo had any idea about.

Hugh Jardon's mate. Good bowler him.

He's not Genghis Khan

Gnonto is a good replacement for Miggy, slight upgrade there with a lot of potential. We're fucked if he's the RW purple though.

Fucking film.