Dr.Spaceman

Wish I'd saved some of the housework

For once I'm actually on Gordon's side here, there is very little movement and seemingly no plan when he has the ball out wide.

This is fucking rubbish, lads

We're playing these as if they're 2018 Man City and it's next goal wins.

Right lads, we've established Jose Sa can catch a high ball, let's see if he can make any saves.

We struggle with so many basic stuff

We still haven't figured out what to do on the edge of the opponents box then I see.

It's a real shame they don't offer just the stadium FX

People tune in week after week and continue to whinge about the content

Must be class being Callum Wilson right about now. Will essentially have clubs all over the world wanting to sign him.

It was Wirtz

Good work by the baldy in goal tbh

Casemiro hahahaha

Aye, could see what he was going to do a mile off there. I'm glad the refs seem to have clamped down somewhat on giving free kicks when the player is looking for it

Nico O'Snidey picking up a deserved yellow, what a surprise

Can already see the skill being coached out of Semenyo

Some surprising views, for sure

I'm not so sure, but £15m and £20k p/w for Osula or £55m and £100k p/w for Elanga...I know which is the far better deal.

That gap from Villa to Arsenal... Why anyone below Arsenal in that list wants part of a Euro Superleague is beyond me. They'll be consistently missing out on the top players required to compete at that level, scraping draws every 3 or 4 games against the big sides if the referee on the night allows them to do so.

It's weird how 'middle of the road' you have to appear to be as a football manager to be accepted by the masses None of this newfangled shite, but make sure you're not a complete dinosaur at the same time please, thanks.

And they'll still lose the league to Paellardyce and his set-piece nonces.

I'd rather see us go for Bilal El Khannouss (or someone of that profile) over Anderson. Would love EA back here at some point but think there's only potential for that to happen if / when we lose a purple against our wishes.

One of my favourite ever NUFC performances

You mean Look Newcastle, right?

Pep's reaction...who the fuck does he think he is