Dr.Spaceman

This guy looks nothing like Colback going off that video, he actually looks decent.

So he's actually signed?

OMGOMGOMGOMG

20 million Euros is about 19 million too much for him. He's utter shit. Happy days if we get 15 million tbh.

Yeah, I'd much rather we had Gerry Francis or David O'Leary in charge sucking Ashley's cock at every given opportunity.

I actually quite like that kit.

Didn't Victor Moses play quite a bit last season? Won't he just be converted to be a right wing back type and take his place?

Willtshire, right?

Wonder why Forest are taking so long to confirm this. Hurry up ffs I am bored of this transfer already.

And? I wore Newcastle gear a couple of years ago and the club still haven't said owt.

The fat, baldy, knuckle-dragging, Fosters / John Smith's crew will love that one.

I was in Eindhoven for the first leg, thought we were lucky to come away with a draw.

I'm done, send me to Mars.

Aye, that's right, Ashley saw SSN and sanctioned two transfers off the back of it. He's more likely to be a cunt now than start splashing the cash because Rafa's gone blabbing tbh.

We've had a lot worse than that before, it's not too bad.

I'd gladly take this season to consolidate and kick on, but we all know it's not going to happen so long as Ashley is here. What grates me is the constant whinging about it each transfer window as if it's something new. We were never going splurge 10 - 15 million at the start of the window on bang average players like Bournemouth and Burnley are doing.

No chance is Murphy our last signing before the end of the window though.

Murphy's moist.

It's unreal that people still go on like this every other season, like it's random for Ashley to be....random.

Just you and Sean Dyche then. He's bang average and at 10 million kinda explains our lack of activity somewhat.

Shit use of an apostrophe. Teacher joke. Nah, too easy.

He's good now, imagine how good he'll be in a few years.

I couldn't even name half the first choice left backs in the Premier League