Dr.Spaceman

Meh. Cheers.

What the fuck is the UEFA Nations League?

Mbemba in centre midfield? There's 7 or 8 people ahead of Mbemba in the queue to play centre mid and we currently don't have that many missing. I reckon Rafa would turn to Dan Barlaser before Mbemba.

Do we get to see any highlights of the under 18's?

Half the team will be replaced man

So does Willow following... If we sign those two by the end of the week I'll spunk in your mouth.

Morning Hank. Morning Marra.

Delph, McCarthy, Hayden and Shelvey next season would be decent options in the middle.

Clucas is great, apparently.

I'd take any of the Premier League CM's we've been linked with.

Serious? Be amazed if we don't go up automatically, just a matter of which of the two of us wins it. Howay...

We've definitely seen much worse keepers in the Premier League over the years. Hell, I'd bet he's better than Mannone and Gomes for starters.

Canny set of B cups (if there is such a thing) on him there

Oh Obertan...how we have missed you. TBF I'd have had Obertan in the Championship.

Why would anyone have doubts about promotion? there's no way we don't get promoted, the only concern is Brighton finishing in 1st. I agree, but we're only a couple of injuries away from going from promotion dead certs to finishing in the play-offs.

Signing Barrow wouldn't exactly quell the slight doubts about promotion. Reckon we'd need a centre midfielder as well. I'd be happy with Townsend or Montero on their own, but with Barrow we'd need someone else imo.

Wait, people didn't realise it was a parody? He's done loads of videos, some of them are actually canny funny.

Nah, we'd still go up, we'd just have more work to do in the summer.

Do they have any attacking centre mid's at all

Already been sent off once this season so it'll be 4 games. He's shit, they're probably better off with him out the team. It'll mean Denayer goes into CB. Not sure who plays CM though, Honeyman?

definite truth to this. As for Poch, didn't they fall out because Townsend abused one of the Spurs staff? The fitness coach asked Townsend to 'step-up' his cool down after a match in which he was an unused sub. Townsend told him where to go and shoved him.

Him and Yedlin as a combination in this league is very, very good.

Pochettino is not decent? Pochettino got shot of him because he let him down in terms of commitment, not on the pitch. You can see why tbf, he jumped ship here without a second thought after we resurrected his career. I don't blame Townsend for falling out with Pochettino at all. There's nothing wrong with wanting to play first team football. Being asked to step up your post-match cool down after being an unused sub is taking the piss as well.

Happened pretty close to me; the ball was spinning like crazy and his first touch was a belter. I was expecting to see the ball fly into the crowd. It was a proper 'how's your touch' moment and he nailed it. Probably the highlight of his career.

The difference between someone like Yedlin and Simpson is night and day. He'll do just fine in the Prem imo.