Dr.Spaceman

Seriously, don't get too excited by this transfer. He's not that good and is about to have a second straight season in the Championship for that very reason.

We're going to have a much better squad than last year

He goes missing a lot according to my Hull mates at work. They laughed and said 'Sissoko' when I asked :/

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Fuck I'm hyped. Some great crosses and free kicks there. Crying out for a free kick taker this season, any idea who'll step up? Can't be doing with Colback taking many, if any. Perez seems decent, but not a patch on 'Over the wall'. His weren't that good either. Maybe that's why we're targeting Knockaert.

Teams managed 1998–1999 New England Revolution 2000–2001 Brera 2002–2003 Naţional Bucureşti 2004–2005 Steaua Bucureşti 2005–2006 Red Star Belgrade 2006–2007 Gaziantepspor 2007 Al-Ain 2007 Dinamo Bucureşti 2008–2009 Catania 2009–2010 Palermo 2010 Al-Nassr 2011–2013 Al-Nasr 2013–2014 Al Jazira 2015 Sampdoria 2015–2016 Al-Shaab Fucking hell.

He's a set piece taker as well

Nah, what's weird is claiming landmarks from other cities as your own. Do you get the Angel of the North too, and Gateshead's international athletics stadium? How far south does it go? Do you lay claim to Dobbie's Garden Centre at Birtley? F*ck it, I'm having Seaham Hall as Sunderland's 5* hotel Rattled, marra

Andy Reid has retired due to his ongoing weight issues.

Why people feel the need to add this at the end of these statements is beyond me. Unless you're around Cabaye's level you're not going to be miles ahead of anyone in our squad. He's marginally our best DM and probably on par with Anita and Shelvey slightly further forward, which is by no means anything to shout about.

And?

Good bit of knowledge near the bottom of that article... Benitez has combined the capture of players with a track record in the Championship with further heavy spending on Vurnon Anita from Ajax, Jesus Gamez from Atletico Madrid, Arsenal’s Issac Hayden and Gent goalkeeper Matz Sels. Are they for fucking real

I'd take 30 million like.

Hope Everton don't start sniffing around Mbemba...

Absolutely sad as fuck craic and always has been. That's a bit harsh on the lad, he's only doing his job.

Hahaha get in!

Kiddies to Go is like some sort of mid 90's 'we've just found the ineternet' kind of craic. Like if the lad bible was still around in it's current form in 15 years time. Those 'Mag @' threads and the constant "All fat people are Newcastle fans" banter is the stuff of 12 year old pre-pubescent FIFA whores.

Vurnon Anita lashing a football. I don't believe it.

I want Jack, I want Jack to fuck off.

If you were shocked at Cisse's miss you want your head seeing to.

It's a real shame there's a shit load more to football than just passing.

That's unbelievable news, guess we won't be missing a game.

Moyes would be mental. It'd be like resetting his career.

I don't think we'll necessarily win the league, but I do think we'll come straight back up.