Dr.Spaceman

Pelanties.

I can't see anything wrong with this tbh.

They're actually worse than the mackems in the regard.

Wonder who 'leaked' the details of the game? It'd be hard for one of the kids not to say owt like.

Thank God this was a birthday thread! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEZ

Gary Mills is the new manager (the bloke who took York City back into the Football League) http://www.gateshead-fc.com/4593/gary-mills-unveiled-as-new-gateshead-manager

He's just keeping us affordable when he really wants to sell up in a year or two.

Chelsea were after Sessegnon

What's going on with her eyes ffs, just shat my pants there.

My goodness - Natalie Sawyer's scary eyes!

So basically we're struggling to get players over the line either way. What a mess we are

What's the joke?

No wonder they looked at Cabaye.

He's went to WBA.

Ngolo Kante Date of birth: 29.03.1991 Place of birth: Paris Age: 22 Height: 1,69 Nationality: France Mali Position: Midfield - Central Midfield Foot: right Market value: 50.000 £ 50.000 €

This Kante has got tits. Or pecs, not sure which.

A signing, amazing, oh wait, why the fuck are we after him?

Their signings are a shitter version of Manchester's shitty little spree when that bent Chinese PM bought them out.

What the fuck has happened to the world, man

Gouffran on the bench with Shola starting gets on my tits.

Like we're that careful about anything

Tim loves the toon, man, he'll still be tweeting things like that on the eve of El Classico when he's about to line up for Barca.

Time of the month lads?

Heard they've had over 50 applications for the manager's role, including Dean Saunders and Terry Burton (ex-Wimbledon). Hope they don't go for another local manager with no reputation, they need someone who can attract players from other areas, reckon Saunders would be able to do that.