Dr.Spaceman

We need more than 11 players next season. Whether you like him or not if fit he would play a lot of football across the potential 60 games. Surely you think more of Eddie Howe than this though.

If we can get him in on a relatively low wage that doesn't prevent us chasing our main targets, then fine. He'd be alright for a year in the squad.

Should have Harald Schumacher'd the little druggie into the Atlantic.

Ah, I knew he had sent him off, D'urso gave the Charlton red that was rescinded.

That image of him stopping Roy Keane going ballistic is iconic. May have been a bit erratic as a ref but he was a little different in the sense that he'd get hands on like that from time to time. Was he the guy who sent Shearer off at Charlton?

Surely club legends Pickford and Henderson will have already instructed their agents to get transfers sorted, given their love for "The Lads"

Why not, if he's good enough...

Reminds me that my wife used to see Hewleeyo Arca waiting for his lass outside St Joseph's in Hebburn when he was at the mackems.

Even then Gordon & Barnes > Grealish

Little man syndrome.

What is the thing on the right called?

I thought Ederson was supposed to be class, assuming we're talking about the DM. Sign all the Brazilians!

I'd be devastated if we sold Tino this summer like.

Few quid on a Dan Burn header with Paddy Power at 10/1

DFS, surely. Not strictly closing down, but they've always got a sale on.

I reckon even if Bakayoko had a shite season we could still flog him off the back of a few CL appearances for around £25m next summer

Ajax away sounds fun

Jürgen Klopp

I went to primary school with a couple of his cousins, one of which was an absolute cunt. Cool story.

Really good at kicking the ball and running around for 90 minutes.

For one it suggests we've got absolutely nobody coming through the academy

As if we've offered Ruddy and activated Gillespie's extra year

There's been a clear mandate from FIFA to start talking the competition up, like it's above the Champions League even. It's wild, the standard of the competition will be average, probably below the Europa League

No, but I want this Cordero kid to be so good that EH considers letting AG leave.