Dr.Spaceman

Sweet Caroline, dur dur dur durrrr

This ref is a but suss...

Tripps looks like he's won a raffle to be there.

Don't make me want to change the channel already...

Rain pouring off the roof of that shithole stadium. Hopefully it runs into the bogs to swill away the 10mm of piss on the deck.

Just hope this isn't PIF's Chris Mort moment

Massive fraud as a player, massive fraud as an ex-player

Olmo, that was class

Impressive

He's nowhere near good enough at this level.

Kolo Muani released from Sean Longstaff's back pocket for this one then.

Urgh, forgot about this camera angle

I quite like Branthwaite, just not sure he's worth bailing Everton out the shite.

Bowen to Newcastle feels like a transfer that is never going to happen. Would be amazing if it did though. Bowen on the right, Gordon on the left with Bruno, Tonali and Joelinton in the middle behind Isak

I'll never understand how this has become a thing. As an avid watcher of early Internet shite (Cs 1.6 frag videos, skateboarding videos etc) I feel somewhat responsible for contributing to these stupid cunts having a platform

Cracking lower league striker, one of the best I've ever seen at Gateshead. Think he'll be fine at that level, just a shame it's Millwall.

Tbf for all of our shite content creators there is a lot out there linked to other clubs too. It's definitely not just us.

Number one for me is still "Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, you're shit, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" from any number of small clubs across the football league. The day we do that at SJP my season ticket is being deleted

Literally jumped at the first opportunity Fwiw he's easily our best goalkeeper, nobody is even close.

What the fuck is he having to answer those questions for

Maybe I'm not being fair on the (completely unreasonable) basis that I think he's a cunt for wearing those cardies with the stripes on the left arm.

My wife would have been an effective manager in the Championship that year with that Fulham squad. Bournemouth one I'm not so sure about, probably fair play to Parker there, but I just remember that 9-0 loss at Liverpool

Bye bye Burnley

Poor Mbappe, being hit by the ball

In complete isolation I'd be happy with Harvey Barnes as first choice on the left tbh. However, selling Anthony Gordon to Liverpool would be one of the worst possible things we could do this summer.